Part One:

Yo man let me make some Cpt. Krunch Cpt.Krunch
manMan alright
Yo man we have any milk?
Yeah, what time is it?
I don't know, what day is it?
Don't know, well I'll tell you. you
WellWell, it was a Wednesday
meMe and Boss Hog was kinda hungry
likeLike two eggs, and a slop beef slice of lettuce
andAnd a glass of milk and some cookies. cookies

Spotted in the mist was a BK logo
whatWhat we said - said, well what do you know
thisThis chick thought I was trying to play fly
cause'Cause I had a pair of blue jeans on. on

Young girl, won't you take my order?
sheShe said, "Yeah, but right now I'm kinda busy... sorta busy
can'tDon't you see I'm trying to put this
band aidBand Aid on my finger?"enter added
Lingering, I could can tell
she'sShe's a B-K mademoiselle
Ripped uniform and bottom bell
andAnd some Jelly stuff on her sleeveenter added
Look to this cause 'cause I had no name tag on my collar
couldCould be pissed cause 'cause she's clocking 2.45 an hour
And then Boss Hog hollar
"Girl you better make this quick!" quick"

She said, "I ain't your girl and
AndI ain't your chick!" chick"
I had an idea and lickity split
tookTook my hat off and that was it

Dread locks fallen all over me and then I said
"Yeah said, "Yeah, now we'll see!" see"
And o' O' with quick velocity honey was mesmerized
"Ain't you that guy?"
"Aint guy?", "Ain't you that GIRL!" girl"
"De La Soul, right?"
right?", "No Tracy Chapman!" Chapman"
"Why
Why don't you come over to the counter
counter; andAnd write me out anenter deleted
autograph?"
Ha ha ha, I had to laugh
She was quick with the Bic just to get that autographenter added
But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed
"What's the name of that song you sing?"
"Living in a fast car," I said
Forget about the order I made
made, I'll go get a slice of pizza instead.

Chorus: repeat 2X instead

Bitties in the BK lounge, All Lounge, all they doenter deleted
is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK lounge (2x) Lounge, the bitties in the BK Lounge
Bitties in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK Lounge

Part Two:

F - female
P2 - Posdonus

F - Excuse me, would you take my order I have to go
Shashawna's got a real job, dag don't you know! know
P2 -Oh yeah, Now it's you, now I recognize
The real real bitty with the fake fake eyes
Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and fries?
F -enter added
Yes you can, but you can keep your lies
cause'Cause you know you can't diss meenter deleted
but your pissing me off
I know where you live and I know that your soft
You're as booty as they come [booty?]
and you dress like a geek
my
My shoes cost more than you make in two weeks
P2 -Look, you don't have to play fly in here
I can tell your fly by the weave that you wear!
But wear but you must be aware that
That a fly canenter deleted
be swatted by a BK tray
By by the way yo, here's yours
F -enter added
I know your just sweating me to kill the noise
ofOf your polyester pants and thier o' their oh so high waters
Look at what you do all day but take orders
You bow tie wearing, clocking and staring
I know your just upset because you cant get the rap rat/wrap
I think you better chill before Chubby for my man gives you a slap is living slack
P2 -enter added
Yeah, I know your man, the biggest punk in school
sellingSelling devil rock to the fiends and the fools!
With one hand that punk I could
snap- snap, the kid is so skinny... skinny
F -But we be livin livin' fat
P2 -enter added
Speaking of fat, would you like a diet soda?
Cause'Cause less fat on you would spare us all the odor
Better yet pour it down the pants and let the acid kill
theThe smell that should have been left to Masingel! Masingel
Let me make you a deal, take the soda free and jet
I got to much family to heed your threats
F -enter added
Are you a family man? [Word booty!]
Well I shouldn't be surprized
yourYour sister's flipping burgers andenter deleted
your momma's frying fries
P2 -Don't even try that shit! shit, oh damn look, what?
F - Oh damn look! [What?]
F -Here comes one more
It's your father he just finished mooping the floor
Now give them a hand, its the BK clan
So you can't talk garbage about who I am
P2 - well, arn't
Well, aren't we living foul
Speaking of foul how bout some chicken for the cow?
OpsOops I meant you sorry for the mix up
butBut your stomachs always big from the sexual slip ups! ups
F -enter added
I could buy you and sell you for pennies, young man!
{You'd better!} man
I think theres there's something you should understand
I try to be nice and help the poor make money
And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere dummy! dummy
Now B-K workers is too damn rude
I think I'll go get me some Chinese food