Dean Martin: Here's a happy tune
Sammy Davis Jr.: A happy tune
Dean Martin: you'll love to croon
Sammy Davis Jr.: You love to croon
Dean Martin: They call it Dean's song
Sammy Davis Jr.: Hey, you don't seem to understand
Dean Martin: Catchy as can be
Sammy Davis Jr.: I must agree
Dean Martin: The melody
Sammy Davis Jr.: The melody
Dean Martin: They call it Dean's song
Sammy Davis Jr.:Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing

Sammy Davis Jr.: You don't dig this scene
Sammy Davis Jr.: I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song
Dean Martin: Sam, you're just a ham
Sammy Davis Jr.: But Dean here's the scam
Sammy Davis Jr.: The song was named after Sam
Dean Martin: Sam who?
Sammy Davis Jr.: Sam Houston
Dean Martin: Oh

Dean Martin: May I say with pride where I reside
Dean Martin: They call it Dean's song
Sammy Davis Jr.: that's quite a grove you have going for you
Dean Martin: there's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song
Sammy Davis Jr.: They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio
Dean Martin: Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me
Sammy Davis Jr.: No I'm just not singing along
Dean Martin: Tell you what I'll do since since I'm with you
Dean Martin: We'll call it Clyde's song
Sammy Davis Jr.: Clyde's song?

Dean Martin: Here's a happy tune
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/JatSammy Davis Jr.: Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was
named after me but he's calling it
Dean Martin: Clyde's song
Dean Martin: Catchy as can be
Sammy Davis Jr.: No I don't like to beef
and I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he's calling it
Dean Martin: Clyde's song

Dean Martin: Nothing on your mind
Sammy Davis Jr.: there's a lot on my mind
and I'm standing here saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it
Dean Martin: Clyde's song

Sammy Davis Jr.: My Italian friend we have reached the end
Dean Martin: We simply don't seem to blend
Dean Martin: Sam, let's compromise
Sammy Davis Jr.: Oh, I hear what you say
but by that do you mean that you'll do it your way and keep calling it
Dean Martin: Sam's song

Sammy Davis Jr.: Did he say Sam's song?
B Let's give the ending a ride
Sammy Davis Jr.: Yeah!
Dean Martin: But don't nobody tell Clyde
B That the name of this song
Dean Martin: is Sam's song
Sammy Davis Jr.: it's not Erving's song
Dean Martin: it's Sam's song
Sammy Davis Jr.: it's not even Mona's song
Dean Martin: it's Sam's song
Sammy Davis Jr.: Only thing I know is when this record comes out
it better have Sam's song on it otherwise you'll get
a nasty letter from Calhoun and a telephone call too
Dean Martin: Yeah I thinking you're getting dirty down there