Do you mind telling
me what is on your
head

Who is that
said George
Where are you?

Right behind you
said the voice
Look here

George looked and
saw two eyes

Who are you
he asked the eyes
Are you a ghost

Huh, yes
The eyes replied
But I will have you
call me Fred
I still want to
know what is on
your head

Oh, that
Said George
I'd forgotten about that
It is my hat I used
when I was playing
astronaut

Please take it off
Said Fred
It makes your voice sound off

So George took off the hat
Is that better
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Much, much, much better
Fred replied
You have a nice voice
If you give it a chance
Maybe you'll get
your choice

Thank you
Said George
Nobody ever told
me that before

What brings you hear
Asked Fred
This is no place
for a boy alone

Oh, but yes it is
Said George
What about you
Why are you here

It's a long story
Fred replied
Why don't you
take off your pants
and I'll tell you
But be brief with your briefs

I'm here to guard
some treasure

Treasure
Where is that

Where you least expect it

The end