{What about my philosophy, MY philosophy}
{You gotta be your own, you gotta be your own dog}
{You know? You know what I'm talking about? - that's right}
{You're supposed to say yes, like a James Brown-thing Yeah !}

{You gotta go sniffin' on your own turf}
{Be your own dog, don't let nobody put a leash on you}

Rubbadub a tub fish (Ping Pong)
Sneakin' in the dead zone (Boneyard)
Sippin' on a catlap (Sing Song)
Trimming off my nostril hairs (Headcase)
An angel in a mellowcake (Courtpie)
Rubbin' like a pussycat (Gridlock)
A stone within my eyeball (Too too)
Dancin' with my socks on (Oh Man)
Singin' like a tomtit (Stop cab)
You've been listening to the Doors (Tip top)
Entering a smoky barroom (Hey you)
Smuggling a wombat (What a day)
Chewing on my necktie (Tweedoll)
Tumbling in the margarine (Heroine)
Hidden in the ribbonbrass (Too too)
Actin' like a baby (Headcase)

I don't need no thoughts in me, don't you want to rescue me?
There's a little light below, go there when I want to go

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Trying to pry the red shoes off (Headcase)
Licking on my ice cream cone (Heroine)
Surfing in the kitchen sink (What a day)
Sippin' on a diet coke (Hey dude)
A toodle to the innercrop (Tip Top)
Shopping with my scapegoat (Top fish)
Change a tenner for two fivers (Too too)

FELL OFF THE FLOOR, FELL OFF THE FLOOR MAN (8 times)

Rita Hayworth (3 times)
Rita Hay

Don't strap yourself to a Volkswagen in a weird... harness
Get a harness, because it could be dangerous

Don't try this at home

Going out to steal a ruby (4 times)

Looking like a rayon, love to do it indoor
They all got a say on, falling off the damned floor
Succulent but sucked in, always I'll be in for
Wanted to be tucked in, falling off the same floor

(inaudible speech)