Dick Biondi Lyrics
Knock-Knock

[Comedy routine interspersed with instrumenal interludes.]

[Music.]

[Biondi:] Knock, knock.
[Voice:] Who's there?
[Biondi:] Biondi.
[Voice:] Biondi who?
[Biondi, attempting to sing:] Biondi blue horizon.

[Music.]

[Biondi:] Knock, knock.
[Voice:] Who's there?
[Biondi:] Oh, for sure.
[Voice:] Oh, for sure who?
[Biondi:] But Oh, for sure, I was only doing 40 miles an hour.

[Music.]

[Biondi:] Knock, knock.
[Voice:] Who's there?
[Biondi:] Shrubbery.
[Voice:] Shrubbery who?
[Biondi:] How about a piece of shruberry shortcake?
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[Music.]

[Biondi:] Knock, knock.
[Voice:] Who's there?
[Biondi:] Value.
[Voice:] Value who?
[Biondi:] Value get some better knock, knock jokes!

[Music.]

[Biondi:] Knock, knock.
[Voice:] Who's there?
[Biondi:] Canteloupe.
[Voice:] Canteloupe who?
[Biondi:] Canteloupe tonight, my fadda's got the car.

[Music.]

[Biondi:] Knock, knock.
[Voice:] Who's there?
[Biondi:] Aloysius.
[Voice:] Aloysius who?
[Biondi:] Aloysius you'd stop telling these crazy
knock, knock jokes.

[The following lines are overdubbed on the music.]

[Fade.]
[Biondi:] Hey, c'mon now, let's tell some more knock, knock jokes.
I like those. Aw, c'mon man, let's hear another...