[Dido]:
[Refrain:] [Chorus:]
My tea's gone cold cold, I'm wondering why I..
Got I got out of bed at all
Thethe morning rain clouds up my window..
And window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll it'd all be gray,
But grey, but your picture on my wall
Itit reminds me, me that it's not so bad,
It's it's not so bad.. bad
[x2]

[Eminem]:
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you autumn
You must not-a not have got 'em
ThereIt probably was a problem at the post office or somethin somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man up man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout out to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma I'm-a call her?
I'ma I'm-a name her Bonnie Bonnie.

I read about your Uncle uncle Ronnie too too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan fan.
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam ScamZ.

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man pictures, man.
I like the shit you did with Rawkus Ruckus too, that shit was fat fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Just to chat, trulyTruly yours, your biggest fan
This fan, this is Stan Stan.

[Dido]:
[au Refrain] [Chorus]

[Eminem]:
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance the chance.
I ain't mad - mad, I just think it's FUCKED UP fucked up you don't answer fans fans.
If you didn't wanna want to talk to me outside your concertenter deleted
You didn't have to, to
but you coulda could have signed an autograph for Matthew Matthew.
That'sthat's my little brother man, brother, man. he's only six 6 years old old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
Four you for 4 hours and you ya just said, "No" said no.
That'sthat's pretty shitty man - man, you're like his fuckin fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do do.

I ain't that mad though, mad, but I just don't like bein bein' lied to to.
Remember when we met in Denver - Denver, you said if I'd I write you
You would write back - see back. See, I'm just like you in a way way.
I never knew my father neither; neither.
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her her.

I can relate to what you're saying sayin' in your songs songs.
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on on.
Cause I don't really got shit else else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed depressed.
I even got a tattoo of with your name across the chest chest.

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds bleeds.
It'sit's like adrenaline, the pain adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush for me me.
SeeSee, everything you say is real, and I respect you cause 'cause you tell it it.
My girlfriend's jealous cause 'cause I talk about you 24/7 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you you, Slim, no one does does.
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up growing up.
Youyou've gotta call me man, man. I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
Stan. PS: We should be together too too.

[Dido]:
[au Refrain] [Chorus]

[Eminem]:
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass ass.
It'sit's been six months and still no word - word. I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect perfect.

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, you. I hope you hear it it.
I'm in the car right now, now. I'm doing 90 on the freeway freeway.
Hey Slim, I "I drank a fifth of vodka, you ya dare me to drive? drive?"
You know the that song by Phil Collins, "In the Collins from "The Air of the Night" In The Night"?
About that guy who coulda could have saved that other guy from drowning drowning?
But didn't, then didn't? Then Phil saw it all, all then at a a his show he found him?
That'sthat's kinda how this is, you coulda is. You could have rescued me from drowning drowning.
Now it's too late - late. I'm on a 1000 thousand downers now, I'm drowsy drowsy.

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call call.
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of all o' your pictures off the wall wall.
I love you Slim, we coulda could have been together, think together. Think about it it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it it.
And when you dream dream, I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM scream about it it.
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU conscious eats at you and you can't BREATHE breathe without me me.
See Slim; Shut Slim, {screaming} shut up bitch! bitch, I'm tryin trying to talk! talk
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin screaming in the trunk trunk.
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you you.
Cause'Cause if she suffocates suffocates, she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now now.
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm how am I supposed to send this shit out?

[Dido]:
[au Refrain] [Screeching tires, crashing sounds, car splashes into the water]
[Eminem]:[Chorus]

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner sooner, but I I've just been busy busy.
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that that.
And here's an autograph for your brother,
brother: I wrote it on the your Starter cap cap.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta must have missed you you.
Don'tdon't think I did that shit intentionally intentionally, just to diss you you.
ButAnd what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
C'mon - clownin' dawg, c'mon, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling counselin'
To help your ass from bouncing bouncin' off the walls when you get down some some.

And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other other.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other other.
Or maybe you just need to treat her better better.
I hope you get to read this letter, letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll you'd be doin doin' just fine
If you you'd relax a little, little. I'm glad that I inspire you you, but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, understand that I do want you as a fan fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit shit.
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, trunk and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, tape but they it didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his about it...his name was.. it was...it was you
Damn! you. DAMN!