from the bowery to brighton you've all heard my
call i've got two pierced nipples and a ring
through my balls my name is slackerman, superhero
for the masses i'm trying to rid society from the
rich upper classes i've got sideburns like elvis
and a shaggy goatee i was born in 73 most
superhero's fly high, but me, i'd rather skate
both parents are lawyers, divorced when i was
eight my wallets got a chain and superpowers to
boot i'll lasso you like a cowboy then i'll die
your hair blue i'm studying psych at the local jc
cuz i don't really know what to be my partner in
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/K4Kslackdom is a chick named danielle i met her at
the drive thru of a taco bell she drives her mom's
green volvo, bag of tricks on her back she wears
her hair short, wears her doc martens black with
her maybelline lips and her catholic school skirt
she'll leave the bankers with nothing but dirt its
a thankless job being a hero and all but i've
gotta do it or genx will fall yuppies and boomers
get outta my way cuz i'm taking over and i start
today i am twenty-something hero of the world and
i am here for your mocha