Digital Underground Jerkit Circus Lyrics:
Well ain't but two kind
Them that do and them that do
(Announcer: "ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the circus")
Yo
They got tigers, lions, and monkeys
But I give my most attention to my donkey
Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it
Even hold it when it's time to get funky
The ho was tired after two rounds of action
But you gotta bust three like Paxon
So you go off and you join the Jerkit Circus
Work it like an akrobat,
and that's satisfaction
So let's talk about this
And that
I'm a freaky deak player but
I'm scared that it might be
wack (wack)
It might hurt my zack (zack)
And if it ain't cool then I'm not
gonna kiss that cat (cat)
untill I know where it's been at
Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat
But yo I hit it anyway (unngh)
Cuz a diesel butt female wanted to play
And three days later got an itch
And now I really wanna kill that (HO!)
Who did it
I shouldn't have been with it
I really shouldn't have hit it (did it)
But I slipped and I admit it ('mit it)
I did it (hit it)
But it didn't have to be done
Next time I'm gonna run run run to the
Jerkit Circus
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
Jerkit Circus
Gonna get mine and have a
nutty nutty time at the
Jerkit Circus
Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the
Jerkit Circus baby
Hey yo it's time to milk the cow
Mary goes up and Mary goes down
Mary goes Mary goes round and round
She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
POP went the bozack
Mary goes up and Mary goes down
Mary goes Mary goes round and round
But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat
DEAD went the bozack
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Home team, how did you get sprung?
when she looked at you
(And that's how she hook'did you)
Slid in the back when you
knew you wasn't strapped
And that's when the microwave cooked you
You ROCKED and SHOCKED it
Knocked up the booty real good when
you knew you should have
STOPPED and BLOCKED it
With a hat
I stay strapped cuz I'm smarter than that
So let's work
Let's work this
And let's go to the circus
Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan
He's got a date with his left hand
At the
Jerkit Circus
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
Jerkit Circus
Gonna get mine and have a
nutty nutty time at the
Jerkit Circus
Fly girl swingers learn ta use a finger at the
Jerkit Circus
No more sticking time that we choke that chicken
Mary goes up and Mary goes down
Mary goes Mary goes round and round
She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
POP went the bozack
Called your girl
Tried to get your rocks off
Made you wait
Your hard rock got soft (aakh!)
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
I don't know I wish I knew a better way
Cuz back in the day
You step to a lot a girls and
they say back off a lot
they get mad when ya tell ya jack off a lot
But hey it's not such a bad idea considering
Don't have to waste a lotta time
trying to get her in the mood
AND YOU NEED NO PROTECTION
Word to the jim Brown
and now there's no affection
The sex was great and you
didn't have to ball her
And hear her nagging asking you if
you was gonna call her
So now I'm going out like a strangler
Get a grip and choke your fadangler
To the girls that use sex to try to work us:
Took my destiny into my own hand
And joined the
Jerkit Circus
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
Jerkit Circus
Yeah gonna get mine and have a
nutty nutty time at the
Jerkit Circus
Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the
Jerkit Circus
No more sticking time that we choke that chicken
Lyrics: Jerkit Circus, Digital Underground [end]