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	Current version of Digital Underground Lyrics Packet Man (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/digital-underground/the-packet-ma...) Current version of the lyrics						Version 1 of Digital Underground Lyrics Packet Man (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/digital-underground/the-packet-ma...) Version 1 of the lyrics
1	Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today?						Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets	1
2	Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, okay?						today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?	2
	Cool, just trying to get your attention						Cool, just trying to get your attention
	So you can take a look at this invention						So you can take a look at this invention
	Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket						Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
3	Man, what are these, condoms? Uh uh, sex packets						[Man, what are these, condoms?] Uh uh: sex packets	3
	It's like a pill, you can either chew it up						It's like a pill, you can either chew it up
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	Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup						Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
4	And get this, see the girl on the cover?						And get this: see the girl on the cover?	4
	You black out, and she becomes your lover						You black out, and she becomes your lover
5	You're trippin' no, I'm serious, these are authentic						[You're trippin] no, I'm serious, these are authentic	5
6	Yeah, well I don't take hallucinogenics						[Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics]	6
	Wrong again, my man, this is way more real						Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
	But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal						But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal
7	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	7
8	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	8
9	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	9
10	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	10
11	Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin' it						[Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it]	11
	Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it						Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it
12	Well what exactly do I get? Read what it says, look at the picture						[Well what exactly do I get?]	12
13	Bet             it says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33						Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet	13
14	This one here says young black virgin, man this is crazy						It            says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,	14
15	I'm gonna have to splurge an get me a few of these things						Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin	15
16	How long do they last? Well it depends, let's see						Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an	16
1							get me a few of these things. How long do they last?]	1
2							Well it depends, let's see	2
	These cheap ones here are ten minutes						These cheap ones here are ten minutes
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	But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour						But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
17	And these here sell for bout 40 'cause you get two girls						And these here sell for bout 40	17
18	Yeah                              it says orgy right, and if you're married, it's no big deal						'Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]	18
19	You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin' a pill						Right, and if           you're married, it's no big deal	19
3							You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill	3
	And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack						And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack
20	It's cool, take a packet fool biochemically compacted sexual affection						It's cool, take a packet fool	20
4							Biochemically compacted sexual affection	4
	Now here, take a look at my selection						Now here, take a look at my selection
21	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	21
22	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	22
23	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	23
24	Yeah, he's the packet man						Yeah he's the packet man	24
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25	Okay, I want these two boxes of three and give my Blondy here						[OK, I want these two boxes of three	25
26	And                               that one that says orgy and, by the way						And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy	26
27	I need something for my woman, sure, I got guy packets cool						And, by the way, I need something for my woman]	27
28	Give                                     me some of 'em, now let me tell you how to take it						Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]	28
29	Either sit of lie down and you really should be naked						Now let me tell            you how to take it:	29
30	Otherwise you're gonnamess up your clothes, know what I mean?						Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked	30
31	This is more then just a dream, it's very realistic and it's gonna						Otherwise you're gonna mess up your	31
32	Blow your mind so be careful, only take one at a time and						clothes, know what I mean?	32
33							This is more then just a dream	33
34	Never take one behind the wheel, you'll black out and hit a pole						It's very realistic                                          and it's gonna blow your mind	34
35	Cool, let's make the deal these are 40, these are 80, and this						So be careful: only take one at a time	35
36	One here is 10 just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even						And never take one behind the wheel	36
37	But don't pull your money out yet, see there's one or two						You'll black                    out and hit a pole [Cool, let's make the deal]	37
38	Narcs in                            this area that sweat me over here, yeah, this looks						These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10	38
39	Kinda cool, 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, sh move, here's my number						Just give me               a hundred dollars, I'll call it even	39
40	In case you need to reach me again and remember						But don't pull your money out yet, see	40
41	You need to be as safe as you can there's only one thing						There's                                                      one or two narcs in this area that sweat me	41
42	Safer then using your hand dial that beeper number						Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool	42
43	And call the packet man						20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]	43
44							Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again	44
45	Yeah, he's the packet man						And remember, you need to be as safe as you can	45
46	Yeah, he's the packet man						There's only one thing safer then using your hand	46
47	Yeah, he's                             the packet man						Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man	47
	Yeah, he's the packet man
5							Yeah he's the packet man	5
6							Yeah he's the packet man	6
7							Yeah he's the packet man	7
8							Yeah he's the packet man	8

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