Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, i cant
belive this.. Whole family bout to get kiced out
on the strets. I aint got no money, God. Man its
gonna get worse.

Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya): Good
Morning, Big Chain Records this is LaChainya
speaking. How may I help you?

Ludacris: Uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a
couple problems (whoa whoa)wit my contract.

LaChainya: We have a chain of commands here.
Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in
charge. Hold please.

MUSIC: BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN
RECORDS. BIG CHAIN.

Big Chainy: Big Chainy!

Ludacris: Hey Mr. Chainy

Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i
need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head

Ludacris: yeah, um... its MC Medallian here...

Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?

Ludacris: Hey can i come up and see you?Cuz im
having a couple....

Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent.

Luda: Aight

Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'?

Luda: Whats goin on...

Big Chainy: Thats a pretty little chain you got
there (i know, i know)

Luda: Um... i was having a couple problems here
because i was lookin' over my contract and i seem
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supposed to get my advance when i signed the
contract and I still havent gotten my advance and
i dont know whats goin' on.

Big Chainy: Oh.... okay... I see where that could
be a problem. (Luda:right) What i dont think you
understand is that what we're gonna do is give you
a really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain
(backround: big ass chain)

Luda: Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay i understand
that but it says here that im supposed to get some
monitary* value. I-I dont have any money, i-i need
money...

Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would
come in at. What i dont think you understand is
that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain,
a big (luda:right) , platnium big ass chain
an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give you some
big ass earrings.

Luda:okay look, i understand about the chain man,
my family's about to get kicked out on the street
(big chainy: oh thats terrible) i mean, i have no
money whatsoever. I need money..

Big Chainy: you know what? i dont usually do this,
okay... i dont usually do this but but since you
dont believe. Jake, bring out the chain!
(backround: QUE THE CHAIN!) (backround: AHHH! Damn
thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass chain...

Luda: oh God. i, i guess i didnt realize how big
ths chain was (Big Chainy: yeah, its, its not a
problem) i'm sorry. jus-just forget about what i
was talkin about...

Big Chainy: Not a problem... Big Chain Records is
takin off, we're expanding. (right, right) We're
gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what,
chains can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon
we're gonna have a whole chain of big ass chains
(luda: alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!