I gel my hair up with an ounce of Brylcreem
Power my car on gasoline
Rinse my mouth out with Listerine
And go through a thousand tubs of Vaseline

I've got the acting abilities of Nicholas Cage.
I like baked potatoes with mayonnaise.
Chicken salad sandwiches just seem to be the craze.
Red hot chili Walkers crisps but only on Wednesdays.

I had head lice once in 1997
Everyday since then has been absolute heaven.
Do all my shopping at the 7eleven.
And have a 3 week timeshare at a cottage in Devon.

I like a coca cola with a large amount of ice.
Sweet and sour chicken and a tub of egg fried rice.
My favorite television show is called Dancing On Ice.
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Angry Mango is my nickname
On twitter and You Tube
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I like KitKats and Crunchie bars
M&M's are OK but Chewits are too hard
Milky ways just don't taste right, I think I'll have a Mars.

Golf is for people with low self esteem
My teeth hurt when eating ice cream
Howard Stern was in a pub I think it was a dream.
And The Simpsons' on the tele cos' I recognize the theme.

My phone has started ringing so I'd better answer it.
It's getting rather late now so I'm going to brush my teeth.