LITTLE OLD BITTY PISSANT COUNTRY PLACE FROM MOTION
PICTURE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS) WRITER
CAROL HALL

It's just a little bitty pissant country place
Ain't nothin' much to see No drinking allowed, we
get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be It's
just a piddly squatin' old time country place
Ain't nothing to hide at all Just lots of good
will and maybe one small thrill But there's
nothing dirty going on Nothing dirty going on We
get simple farmers, local business men Congress
folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin Now
we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil
boom was high But pay day would get a little
rowdy, thank God the field ran dry It's just a
little bitty pissant country place, nothing much
to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet
crowd, plain as it can be It's just a piddly
squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at
all Just lots of good will, and maybe one small
thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on I don't
hire no married girl, they're not on the ball They
got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing about a
proper business day Now what's the point in
opening up the store if you give the goods away
It's just a little bitty pissant country place,
nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a
nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be It's just a
piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to
hide at all Just lots of good will, and maybe one
small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on
Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms
neat And don't hang around the town cafe and say
hi on the street Mind you P's and Q's and manners,
and you don't need no other tools Cause every girl
that lives here knows my special no-no rules Yea
every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no
rules Ruby, Ray start em! Beds are not to be
wallowed in That's the kind of thing that big fat
lazy hogs do And it don't make money! Betrix! I
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peoples business Eloise honey! And please don't
show us no tattoos No hearts and flowers on your
thigh It's downright tacky Brands for the cattle
and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's
Do you catch my drift? I pay the food and the rent
and the utilities You keep your mind on your work
responsibilities Don't let your mouth overload
your capabilities And we can get along Dawn! Any
bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now
Tatty Joe! I can't stand no chewing gum it looks
just like a cow Lindy Lue! Any one taking sick
leave for to make real sure their sick And every
time you hear that bell... You better get here
double quick And as for pimps Pimps are something
you don't need To get your daily business done Are
you listening good? Keep them leaches and blood
suckers of the bathrobes And I know how to use a
gun And nobody messes with my girls And any
questions you might have about the way I run this
place Don't grip and whine behind my back Just
tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way She
pays the food and the rent and the utilities We
keep our mind on our work responsibilities Don't
let your mouth overload your capabilities And we
can get along It's just a little bitty pissant
country place, nothing much to see No drinking
allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it
can be It's just a piddly squatin no time country
place, nothing to hide at all Just lots of good
will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's
nothing dirty going on It's just a little bitty
pissant country place, nothing much to see No
drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain
as it can be It's just a piddly squatin no time
country place, nothing to hide at all Just lots of
good will and maybe one small thrill Just lots of
good will and maybe one small thrill Just lots of
good will and maybe one small thrill But there's
nothing dirty going on Nothing dirty going on