Johnny Can't Read

Football, baseball, basket ball basketball games
Drinkin'Drinkin’ bear, kickin' kickin’ ass and takin' takin’ down names
With the top down,enter deleted
get-a-round, shootin' shootin’ theenter deleted
line
Summer is here and Johnny's feelin' Johnny’s feelin’ fine

But Johnny can't can’t read
Summer is over and he's he’s gone to seed
Johnny can't can’t read
He never learned nothin' nothin’ that he'll he’ll ever need

Well, Johnny can dance and Johnny can love
Johnny can push and Johnny can shove
Johnny can hang out; out, Johnny can talk tough
Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up

But Johnny can't can’t read
Summer is over and he's he’s gone to seed
(YouYou know that), that Johnny can't can’t read
He never learned nothin' nothin’ that he'll he’ll ever needenter added
Well, is it Teacher's teacher’s fault? Oh No! Oh, no
Is it Mommy's mommy’s fault? Oh No! Oh, no
Is it society's society’s fault? Oh No! Oh, no
Well is it Johnny's Johnny’s fault? OhhHHH NooOOO! Oh, no

Couple years later, Johnny's Johnny’s on the run
Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun
Well, he went and didenter deleted
something that he shouldn't
shouldn’t oughta done
F.B.I.FBI on his tail tail, use a gun, go to jail
"Use A Gun-Go To Jail"
But Johnny can't can’t read
Summer is over and he's he’s gone to seed
(YouYou know that), that Johnny can't can’t read
He never learned nothin' nothin’ that he'll he’ll ever needenter added
Well is is Teacher's it teacher’s fault? Oh No Oh, no
Is it Mommie's mommy's’s fault? Oh No Oh, no
Is it the President's president’s fault? Oh No Oh, no
Well is it Johnny's Johnny’s fault? OhhHHH NooOOO! Oh, no

Johnny can dance and Johnny can love
Johnny can push and Johnny can shove
Johnny can pinball; pinball, Johnny can talk tough
Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up

Johnny can’t read
Johnny can’t read

Well, recess is over
Recess is over! over

Sitcoms, "T.&A." T&A
Johnny'sJohnny’s mind is blown away
Cop shows, horror flicks
Johnny'sJohnny’s brain is full of bricksenter added
Rock show, Video video
Boob tube, Rubik's Rubik’s cube
Game fools, Sunday school
Gain fans(?), Gobble gangs(?) fans, gobble gangs
Wonka wonkaWonka, wonka, wonka
There's
There’s a new kid in town... town