Bob goes church every Sunday
Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin'
Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher
'Cause Bob never bothered gettin' married

He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
He always had more dogs then he ever had friends
Bob ain't light in the loafers
He might kneel but he never bends over

Bob takes care of his Momma
She's the only one he lets call him Robert
She don't drive anymore, so he takes her to the store
And keeps her yard lookin' just like she wants it

Every week at the beauty shop Bob's Momma hears
Of another woman's paid 'nother man disappear
Robert ain't exactly scared o' women
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Bob's still gotta antenna on a pole
2 channels come in 2 more comin' through
He used to watch the news but he don't anymore
Ain't none of it new, it's the same as before
He figures all any of it's any good for's
Keepin' everybody bored till there ain't nobody like Bob anymore

Bob takes care of his Momma
She's a mess but he feels like he oughta
A big a mess today as Bob will say
"She's a begun and she's gonna be a lotta"

He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
He always had more dogs than he ever had friends
Bob ain't light in the loafers
He might kneel but he never bends over