Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Cult concert, fourteen
years old, And I thought them lasers were a spider
chasing me. On my way home, got pulled over in
Rogersville Alabama, with a half-ounce of weed and
a case of Sterling Big Mouth. My buddy Gene was
driving, he just barely turned sixteen. And I'd
like to say, "I'm sorry", but we lived
to tell about it And we lived to do a whole lot
more crazy, stupid, shit.

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw
Molly Hatchet With 38 Special and the Johnny Van
Zant Band.

One night when I was seventeen, I drank a fifth of
vodka, on an empty stomach, then drove over to a
friend's house. And I backed my car between his
parent's Cadillac's without a scratch. Then
crawled to the back door and slithered threw the
key hole, and sneaked up the stares And puked in
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his sister, DD, pulled me out.

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw
Molly Hatchet And the band that I was in played
"The Boy's are Back in Town".

Skynyrd was set to play Huntsville, Alabama, in
the spring of 77, I had a ticket but it got
cancelled. So, the show, it was rescheduled for
the "Street Survivors Tour". And the
rest, as they say, is history.

So I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Ozzy
Osbourne with Randy Rhoads in 82 Right before that
plane crash. And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I
sure saw AC/DC With Bon Scott singing, "Let
There Be Rock Tour".

With Bon Scott singing, LET THERE BE ROCK!