Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Cult concert, fourteen years old
years old,And I thought them lasers were a spider chasing me
chasing me.On my way home, got pulled over in Rogersville Alabama
Rogersville Alabama, with
With a half-ounce of weed andenter deleted
a case of Sterling Big Mouth. Mouth
My buddy Gene wasenter deleted
driving, he just barely turned sixteen. sixteen
And I'denter deleted
like to say, "I'm sorry", say I'm sorry, but we livedenter deleted
to tell about itenter added
And we lived to do a whole lotenter deleted
more crazy, stupid, shit. shit

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure sawenter deleted
Molly Hatchetenter added
With 38 Special and the Johnny Vanenter deleted
Zant Band. Band

One night when I was seventeen, I drank a fifth of vodka
vodka, onOn an empty stomach, then drove over to a friend's house
friend's house.And I backed my car between hisenter deleted
parent's Cadillac's without a scratch. scratch

Thenenter deleted
crawled to the back door and slithered threw the mail hole
key hole, andAnd sneaked up the stares And and puked in the toilet
the toilet.I passed out and nearly drowned butenter deleted
his sister, DD, pulled me out. out

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure sawenter deleted
Molly Hatchetenter added
And the band that I was in played
"The played, 'The Boy's are Back in Town". Town'

Skynyrd was set to play Huntsville, Alabama, inenter deleted
the spring of 77, 77
I had a ticket but it got canceled
cancelled. So, theThe show, it was rescheduled for the 'Street Survivors Tour'
the "Street Survivors Tour".And the
rest, rest as they say, say is history. history

So I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Ozzy Osbourne
Osbourne withWith Randy Rhoads in 82 Right 82, right before that plane crash
plane crash.And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but Ienter deleted
sure saw AC/DCenter added
With Bon Scott singing, "Let
'Let There Be Rock Tour". Tour'

With Bon Scott singing, LET THERE BE ROCK! 'Let There Be Rock Tour'
With Bon Scott singing, 'Let There Be Rock'