[Eminem] Hi
Hi!
Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, repellent, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with E, better check the spellingenter deleted
with a capital, somebody capital

Somebody grab me a Snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple (hurry up!)
(Hurry up)
Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
thatThat my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was herenter added
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
andAnd said, "I'm ready now bitch - bitch, ain'tenter deleted
you feelin feelin' these kicks cunt?"
The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hellenter added
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphillis syphilis germs
andAnd I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
andAnd vomit so much blood that your clothesenter deleted
stick to you from it (yuck!)
(Yuck!)(Yuck, yuck)

Hit you in the head with a brick til til' you plummet
If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til til' you numb it
And all that gibberish you was spittin, spittin', you need to kill it
Cause'Cause your style is like dyin dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it

[Chorus: Eminem]

Cause 'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
forFor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- fuckin' crazy, hello, hi! hi
Cause
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
forFor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --Is fuckin' crazy, do you hear me?
Is fuckin fuckin' crazy

[Eminem]
I'm ice grillin grillin' you, starin starin' you down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
toTo save me with in case I get chased by space aliensenter added
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
thanThan a maniac maniac, Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head, spazmatic
strappedStrapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bedenter added
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined; flat lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, IV full of thai Thai weed
LookinLookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese Siamese
twins,
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh,Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- sins, it probably all depends
onOn if I keep on killin killin' my girlfriends

[Chorus: Eminem]

Cause 'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
forFor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- listen!! fuckin' crazy, listen
Cause
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
forFor twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me?
Is fuckin fuckin' crazy

[Eminem]
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
andAnd got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
(Shucks!)(Shucks)
I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
I call in to work, cause 'cause all I do is frolic and playenter added
I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
ofOf Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH)
Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin
Medicine'll get me revvin revvin' like a 747 jet engineenter added
Scratched my balls til til' I shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"
"It's probably AIDS!" Forget AIDS", forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
that
That don't even make sense, like dykes usin usin' dildos
So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
andAnd pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus
Somethin somethin somethin, somethinSomethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get weededenter added
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, rhyme
I couldn't read it
Damn! it, damn