[Chorus] I'll be

The way you shake it, it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an a ass like that
The way you move it, you it
You make my pee pee go
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I don't believe it, it's it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an a ass like that
The way you move it, you it
You make my pee pee go
da doingDa-doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking shakin' that ass to that the new nelly jam, Nelly Jams
I
Think someones think someone's at the door
But door, but I don't think I'm gonna I'ma answer
Police saying "freeze"
Da freeze, da-doing doing doing doingenter added
What do you mean freeze?
Please, Please I'm a human being, being
I have needs
needs, I'm not done, done not till I'm finish finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Mister officer,I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any
further, further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, murderer
Ienter deleted
just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes,
Yes I make r&b, R 'n' B
I sing song it that go ringy chong
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-chingChing chong chong chong ching
Psych,Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kidd, kid, I kidd kid
If I offend offend, I'm sorry, sorry please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, say and you will love it
[Chorus]The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson, looks Simpson
Looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an a ass like that
EverytimeEvery time I see that the show on MTV my
My pee pee goes
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Mary-KateMary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting they gettin' older, they're
starting they startin' to grow bum bums bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn popcorn
Police saying "freeze"
da freeze, da-doing doing doing doingenter added
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, Jeez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, look I put it away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee Pee Wee Herman
wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, This movie is P.G. mister officer, I demand to see my attorneyenter added
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's lawyer is with Michael, he's Michael?
He's too busy? busy, I'm triumph
I am Triumph,Britney Spears spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll you laugh cuz
that is'Cos there's a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is not
Not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and
Andshe'll make my pee pee go
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The way she moves she dances like a go-go gogo
In that video she sings get out your 'Get out' you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi 'Hi my name is JoJo Jojo'
Police saying "freeze"
da freeze, da-doing doing doing doingenter added
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would will be seized and
And my keys to my ranch
ranch, I just baked cookies Mr. Officer,
looky,Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even meenter added
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee pee-pee
OnPee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych,Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kidd, kid, I kidd kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
GetQuick get to the chopper, everybody get out down
I amI'm not Triumph, I am Arnold, I'm Arnold get down
[Chorus]The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani, will Stefani
Will you pee pee pee-pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an a ass like that
Cuz'Cos the way you move it, you it
You make my pee pee pee-pee go
da doingDa-doing doing doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) you