[Eminem]
Who came through with two glocks Glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks dips and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck screamed fuck the world!" world
(I'm Slim Shady..) so
So come and kill me while my name's hot
And shoot me twenty-five twenty five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think IThink I've got a generation brainwashed
toTo pop pills and smoke pot til till they brains rot (uhh-oh)enter added
Stop they blood flow until 'til they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink drain pop (gulp gulp)enter added
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gottaGotta make em 'em fear you 'fore before you make em 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma I’ma come and kill you

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, need some good new weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, friend when you need a minithin mini thin, Slim Shady
(I'm Slim Shady..)I'm Shady!! Shady

[Eminem]
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
likeLike when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)enter added
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
whileWhile I blow my brain out, just to took a see what it feels like
causeAnd this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don't want to just die a normal death, Ienter deleted
wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)enter added
How you gonna wanna scare somebody with a gun threat
when theyWhen they're high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause
'Cause your wife
said says this is the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)enter added
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids toenter deleted
stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you 'Fuck you' letter

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, need some good new weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, friend when you need a minithin mini thin, Slim Shady
(I'm Slim Shady..)I'm Shady!! Shady

[Eminem]
Yo.. Yo, I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That's my shit!)
People don't buy shit no more they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)enter added
But they love it when you make your business public
soSo fuck it, I've got herpes while we we're on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
cause'Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin playin' when I say it
-- Well,enter added
I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uhh) crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do shrooms
Do drink beer (yup)
beer, I just wanna make a few things clearenter added
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) dead, she's still alive and bitchin (yup) bitchin'
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin itchin'
It's not syphilis, and as for being bein' AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, need some good new weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, friend when you need a minithin mini thin, Slim Shady
(I'm Slim Shady..)I'm Shady!! Shady
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..)enter added
I told you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y'all Shady, yo, y'all didn't wanna believe me! me
I'm Shady!!
.. And Shady and that's my name