[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds:]
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Ok.. [Intro:]
Guess who's back?
Back back, back again
Shady's back
Tell back, tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama stop, pajama time

[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap? rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of
Of child molestation accusation investigates and accusates
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
No worries, papa'sPapa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
II've done touched on everything, everything but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes toes, and just glide
UpTo the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole bung hole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", poot," it's OK! [Fart Sound] ok
Oops my CD CD, it just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Chorus][Refrain:]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy boy, shake that ass
OopsWhoops I mean girl girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) (ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) (ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, (ah ah) oh baby
(HA-HA) (ah ah)

[Verse 2]
Well, it's It's Friday and it's my day
JustYsed to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, Monday
I dunno don't know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin'Cruisin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda freeway, feelin' kind of breezy
GotLet the top down, lettin' down and my hair blow
I dunno don't know where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get ger there
Someone's someone's gonna "touch (touch my body"
body)
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
CouldWould you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl? out (yeah)
What's your ya name girl, what's ya sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man,(Man you must be up out your mind" yo mind)
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! Blind! Dre (ah ah) beer goggles, blind
I'm just tryna tryin' to unwind now I'm (now I'm)

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA) [au Refrain]

[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was running runnin' butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) screamin' (ah ah ah ah)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
much, I'm not guilty
They said, said "Save it, boy we gotcha got you on tape
yellin'Screamin' at an old lady 'Touch lady" (touch my body!'"
body)
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It getsIt's real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile "8 Mile" now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
SnapNow snap back to reality reality, look it's B. Rabbit
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo Oh you signed me up to battle!?
battle? I'm a grown man! man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbieTubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! so tubba
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)Tellytubby fellas (what) fellas (what)
Grab you left nut, your left, make your right one jealous (what?) (what)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'
Butt squeezin' it'sIt's the season
Just season, just go (HA-HA-HA-HA) (ah ah ah ah)
It's so appeasin'

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body [au Refrain]