[Intro] Intro:
[Eminem(Eminem making sounds:] sounds)
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Ok.. ok..
Guess who's back? back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report toenter added
the dance floor
To the dance floor, toenter added
the dance floor
Now everyone report toenter added
the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama Stop...Pyjama time
[Verse 1]Verse 1:
Come here little kiddies, On kiddies,On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap? rap
And I i don't mean rap asenter added
in a new case of child molestation
investigation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Nonow worries, papa's pappa's got aenter added
brand new bag of toys
Whatwhat else could I i
possibly do to make noise? noise
I doneI'd an touched onenter added
everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, metaphore,
I'm just psycho physco
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out ofenter added
control with my rhymes
Good God, god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch yourenter added
toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for teepee from my bunghole bum
And it's coolhole in the school ifenter added
you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, know who'd hear it? it
Give a little "poot poot",enter added
it's OK! [Fart Sound] ok (Fart Sound)
Oops my CD cd just skipped
And everyone just heardenter added
you let one rip
[Chorus]Chorus:
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass ass,
Oops I i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
(HA-HA)Aah aah
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA) baby aah aah
[Verse 2]Verse 2:
Well, it'sIt's Friday and it's my day
JustUsed to party all the way to Sunday sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I till monday, i dunno what day
Everyday'sEverday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' let my hair blow
I dunno where I'm i'm goin'
All I know is when I i get there
Someone'sSomeones gonna "touch say "that's my body"
spot"
Excuse me miss, I don't meanenter added
to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' feel just a littleenter added
stressed out from work
Could you punch me inenter added
the stomach stomache and pullenter added
my hair? hair
Spit on me, maybe gougeenter added
my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl? out...ewww
What's your sign? name girl
[Dr Dre] "Man,What's your sign
Dr Dre: Man, you must beenter added
up out your mind" mind
DRE! (HA-HA)Dre aah aah
Beer Goggles! Blind!Dear god
Goes blind
I'm just tryna trying to unwind now I'm some time
[Chorus]Chorus:
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass ass,
Oops I i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
(HA-HA)Aah aah
Oh baby, baby baby aah aah
(HA-HA)

[Verse 3] Verse 3:
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I i don'tenter added
know what happened happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy said save it
Before we gotcha catch you on tape
yellin' atNow an old lady 'Touch lady, touch my body!'"
body
Now this is the part whereenter added
the rap breaks down
It gets real intense,It's really tense, noenter added
one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back andenter added
everybody lose themselves
SnapA step back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit! B.Rabbit
Yo youYou signed me up to battle!? battle
I'm a grown man! man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbieDuba duba duba duba duba duba
I don't have any lines toenter added
go right here so, chubba teletubbie! so
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)Duba duba duba duba fella's
what? fella's what?
Grab you left nut, make yourenter added
right one jealous (what?) what?
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' calling all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for aenter added
little romance or romentor
Butt squeezin'But squeezin it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA) aah aah aah aah
It's so appeasin' appealing
[Chorus]Chorus:
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass ass,
Oops I i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
(HA-HA)Aah aah
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA) baby aah aah
[Outro]Outro:
UmMmMmmMmmmm touch my body
UmMmMmmMmmmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body