[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds:]
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Ok..
Guess Okay, guess who's back?
Back back, back again
Shady's back
Tell back, tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!
Pajama stop, pajama time

[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap? rap
And I don´t don't mean rap as in a new case of
Of child molestation accusation accusates
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
No worries, papa'sPapa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
II've done touched on everything, everything but little boys
that´s
That's not a stab at Michael
that´sThat's just a metaphor, I´m I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes toes, and just glide
UpTo the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it´s bung hole and it's cool if you let one goenter added
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it´s OK! [Fart Sound] poot poot, it's okay
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]
Now I´m I'm gonna make you dance
it´s dance, it's your chance
Yeah boy boy, shake that ass
Oops ass, whoops I mean girl girl girl girl, girl, girl, girl
Girl you know you´re you're my world
Alright world, alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)(Ah ah)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)(Ah ah)

[Verse 2]
Well, it´s It's Friday and it´s it's my day
JustUsed to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno don't know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin'Cruisin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda freeway, feelin' kind of breezy
GotLet the top down, lettin' down and my hair blow
I dunno don't know where I´m goin'
All I'm goin', all I know is
Is when I get there
Someone's someone's gonna "touch touch my body" body

Excuse me miss, I don´t don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I´m I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
CouldWould you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah) out, yeah
Now, what´s yourNow what's ya name girl?
what´s your girl, what's ya sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man,Man you must be up out your mind" yo mind
DRE! (HA-HA)Dre, ah, ah, beer goggles, blind
Beer Goggles! Blind!
I´m I'm just tryna unwind tryin' to unwind, now I´m I'm

[Chorus]
Now I´m I'm gonna make you dance
it´s dance, it's your chance
Yeah boy boy, shake that ass
Oops ass, whoops I mean girl girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re you're my world
Alright world, alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)(Ah ah)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA) (ah ah)

[Verse 3]
it´s It's Tuesday and I´m I'm locked up
I´mI'm in jail and I don´t don't know what happened
They say I was running runnin' butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) screamin' "Ah ah ah ah"
Well I´m I'm sorry, I don´t don't remember
All I know is this much
I´m much, I'm not guilty
They said, said. "Save it, boy we gotcha got you on tape
yellin'Yellin' at an old lady 'Touch touch my body!'" body"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It getsIt's real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it´s 8 Mile it's '8 Mile' now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
SnapNow snap back to reality reality, look it's B. Rabbit
Look it´s B.Rabbit!
Yo Oh you signed me up to battle!?
I´m battle? I'm a grown man! man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbieTubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba
I don´t don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! so tubba
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Tellytubby fellas, what, fellas, what
Grab you your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?) what
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I´m girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
it´sIt's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'
Butt squeezin' it´sIt's the season
Just season, just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
it´s ah ah ah ah, it's so appeasin'

[Chorus]
Now I´m I'm gonna make you dance
it´s dance, it's your chance
Yeah boy boy, shake that ass
Oops ass, whoops I mean girl girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re you're my world
Alright world, alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)(Ah ah)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)(Ah ah)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm Touch my body, touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh Oh boy just touch my body
body, I mean girl just touch my body