Eminem
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it, now you're two.
Baby you're so precious.
Daddy's so proud of you.
Sit down bitch!
If you move again I'll beat
the shit out of you!
Eminem as Kim (Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying bitch! Why do
you always make me shout
at you?
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad, bitch! You're gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like: "All right, you wanna throw me out? That's fine!"
But not for him to take my place! Are you out of your mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at me, Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the fuck up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away with this!)
You think I give a fuck!
Come on! We're going for a ride, bitch!
(No!)
Sit up front!
(Well, I can't just leave Haley alone! What if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back... well, I will -- you'll be in the trunk

Chorus
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

You really fucked me, Kim! You really did a number on me!
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18!
That was years ago!
I thought we wiped the slate clean!
That's fucked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God, my brain is racing...
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station! I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old little boy layin' dead with a slit throat
in your living room!
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What -- you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him, didn't you?
(No!)
Bullshit, you bitch! Don't fucking lie to me!
What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?
Fuck you asshole! Yeah, bite me!
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly, don't you?
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby!)
Get the fuck away from me! Don't touch me!
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD, I HATE YOU!
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!
How the fuck could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the fuck could you do this to me?

Chorus x2

Come on, get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said "get out", bitch!
(Let go of my hair! Please don't do this, baby!)
(Please! I love you! Look, we can just take Haley and leave!)
FUCK YOU! You did this to us!
You did it! It's your fault!
Oh my God, I'm crackin' up. Get a grip, Marshall!
Hey, remember the time we went to Brian's party
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie?
That was funny, wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was FUNNY, wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See, it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight,
One of you tries to grab a knife,
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on, his son just woke up and he just walks in,
She panics and he gets his throat cut.
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead, and you slash your own throat,
So now it's double homicide AND suicide with no note!
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've... HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me, Kim!
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Go ahead! Yell!
Here, I'll scream with you!
AAH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it bitch? No one can hear you!
Now shut the FUCK up and get what's comin to you!
You were supposed to love me!
Kim choking
NOW BLEED, BITCH! BLEED!
BLEED, BITCH! BLEED!
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Chorus x2