[Intro - Eminem]
I don't know dude
I think everyone's everybody's all jealous an' and shit
'CuzCause I'm like the lead singer of the band, a band dude
And I think everybody's got a fuckin' fuckin problem with me, me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show because
Because.

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'CuzCause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Verse - Eminem]
So I get off stage right? Drop right and drop the mic
Walk up to these the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup,"Sup ladies? My my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12, in D12 baby"
They're all like, "Oh, like "Oh my God, God it's him him!"
Becky,"Becky oh my fucking God god it's Eminem Eminem!!!"
I"I swear to fucking God dude, dude you fucking rock rock!"
Please Marshall please,"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
cock!"
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my ocupellas acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', "All yelling, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts shirt and their panties on stage" stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'Cuz Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude,Dude I just think they're tryin' you're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'CuzCause I told him Jessica Albas Alba's my wife to be
This rockstar shit is rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me
Because these be

[Chorus]

[Bridge - Eminem] (3x)
My band! my band! my band!

[Verse - Swifty McVay]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!
Cause my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back

[Verse - Kuniva & (Kon Artis)]
Look at Em little punk ass thinking he the shit
(Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick)
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem: No I had an interview, not you two)
You gon be late for soundcheck
(Man I ain't going to soundcheck)
And our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best!)
(You know what man, I'm a say something)
(Hey yo Em!) (Eminem: You got somethin to say?!)
(Man nothing) I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up?
(Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up)
(And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew)
Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear
(Aww man whatever) I swear man

[Chorus]

[Verse - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks
I'm gon let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
(Eminem: Hey yo it's.. )
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band!)
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys acting funny every area code
(Eminem: Proof carry my bag) bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse - Bizarre]
God damn it, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis - slipped me some crack
'Lose Yourself' video I was in the back
'Superman' video I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall! ask us the questions
Like who's D12? how we get started? (What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?!
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
Did two and a half and then couldn't get up
Fuck D12! I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem Singing]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band
(Man fuck this!) {*punch*}

[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha!)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck Marshall!)
'CuzCause once I blow they I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
MY band, baby [Bridge]
You just want to see a nigga backwards, don'tcha?[Bizarre]
Hey man, how come we don't rap on Protools?
And smash these vocals and do a performance
But we The hottest boy band in a van, and he in a tour bus
You want my autograph you's a liar
No, I'm Swift
(Oh, I thought you was Kuniva) the world - D12!

And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cuz our shit is lookin' smaller than [Eminem as a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russel Simins book
So I'm more intact tryin' to get on the map
Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back

Look at 'em little punk ass, thinkin' he the shit
Yeah, I know, man, by himself takin' all the pics
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
No, I had an interview, not you two
You gon' be late for sound check
Man, I ain't goin' to sound check
But our mics are screwed up
And his always sound best

You know what man? I'ma say som'm
Aiyo 'em
You got som'm to say?
Man, nothin'
I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup?
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like and man shut up
You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew
Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear
(I swear man)

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers hot but the group is not
Once they've sold our arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut him mike off when the music starts
Aiyo, it's
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear, 'Hey dude, I love your band"
We ain't a band bitch

We don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
Of these guys actin' funny over area codes
Proof carry my bag
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage security in the way
Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

Goddamnit I'm sick of this group
It's time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps
'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose yourself video
(I was in the back)
Superman video
(I was in the back)

For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who is D12, how we get started?
But what about Eminem? Bitch, are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
Fitty told me do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D12 I'm outta this band
I'm 'bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl, why can't you see you're the
Only one for me and it just
Tears my ass apart to know that
You don't know my name
(Punch)

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
(Haha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
(Fuck Marshall)
'Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man
(Yeah)
All because I'm the lead singer of my

My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
MY band, baby
Salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls girl's to take off their underpants
I'mAnd the lead singer of my band band, my salsa
My salsa makesMakes all the pretty girls girl's want to dance "My salsa"
LookMy salsa, look out for my next single it's called, "My salsa called 'My Salsa'
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa" salsa, my salsa

My salsa makes Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My underpants, my salsa
Where'd everybody go?