[Eminem [* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song] song *]
[G[G] - Eminem [Eminem as Susan (the girl)]
[D[D] - Eminem [Eminem as Dave]
[J[J] - Eminem [Eminem as John]
[R] - [Eminem as Ron]

[Chorus: repeat 2X]

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault

[Eminem]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict ex-manic depressive who just stoped usin.was into bosse moved from Houston
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
alternative music. toldTold me she was about to use it agzin. starvin, I said wiat first it wasn't a problem (Nah!)
tryI got a coupon for this hallucionagin, its better than heroin pizza with everything on it
We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage
[G] I'm allergic to fungus
Come on Sue, that's nonsense
Who's at the booze and the gin. door?? Pizza man!
come here lets go in here. Who's in the den? (It's me and Kelly) my bad! letsWho ordered pizza? Wasn't it yours? Nuh uh
try another room "I[G] If you got it with double
mushrooms on it then I don't trust you" shut up slut chew up this mushroom. this want it
will help you get in touch with your roots. We'll get bare-foot but naked and runShutup Susan I'll pick em off it
in the woods. "oh hellOh hell, I might as well try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I it, I'll be alright
didn't mean forSusan you to eat just swallowed the whole bag! (huh) wrong slice!!

[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]

"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature. flavor
SusanSusan, stop crying i cryin, I don't hate ya. the worlds not against you ya
I'm sorry your father used to chase you
father raped ya.and spank you with hangers
So what, what they locked you had your coochie in the attic in your dad's mouth. Thats house?
That ain't noenter deleted
reason to start wiggin and spaz out. out
she said "HelpShe said,
[G] Help me I think I'm having havin a seisure!" seisure!
I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!) said, "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"
Would"Would you calm put it down you're startin to scare me. me"
she said "She said,
[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. married
I don't even have anyenter deleted
kids and I can't cook" cook
(Hello!)I'm over here Sue, (hi) you'reenter added
talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate. ate

[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" afterenter added
first line and "It was an accident!"enter added
at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]enter added
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors,enter added
'fore you do somethin dumb
I'll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these. these
"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Well it depends on how many you had? had
I took three three, she ate the other 22 caps
twenty-two capsNow she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs,drinking lysol. eyeballs, drinkin lights off"
"She's[D] She's gonna die dude." I dude
"I know and it's my fault! fault!"
[D]My god! god!!!
[Chorus:]
[Chorus] :
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!"enter added
after second line and "What do I do?"enter added
at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]enter added
My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead!