* [* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song * *]

[G] Eminem - [Eminem as Susan (the girl) girl)]
[D] Eminem - [Eminem as Dave Dave]
[J] Eminem - [Eminem as John John]
[R] Eminem - [Eminem as Ron Ron]
Chorus:[Chorus: repeat 2X [Eminem singing] 2X]

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault

[Eminem]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict ex-manic depressive who just stopped usin moved from Houston
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!)
I said, "Wait, first try got a coupon for this hallucinogen pizza with everything on it
It's better than heroin, Henn,We can double the booze or mushrooms and minus the gin
C'mere, let's go in here" *knocks on the door*
"Who's in the den?"
[R] "It's me and Kelly!"
"My bad, (sorry) let's try another room" sausage
[G] I'm allergic to fungus
Come on Sue, that's nonsense
Who's at the door?? Pizza man!
Who ordered pizza? Wasn't it yours? Nuh uh
[G] If you got it with double
mushrooms on it then I don't trust you! want it
"Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroomShutup Susan I'll pick em off it
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
[G] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab it, I'll be alright
"Oh dag!!"
[G] What?
"I ain't mean for Susan you to eat just swallowed the whole bag!"
[G] Huh?! wrong slice!!
Chorus: 1st[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end end]
2nd[2nd repeat same as original Chorus Chorus]

"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature flavor
Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya
The world's not against you,I'm sorry your father raped used to chase you
and spank you with hangers
So what they locked you had your little coochie in the attic in your dad's mouth? house?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt" (Let go!) "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"
"Would you calm put it down you're startin to scare me"
She said,
[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you'reenter added
talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
Chorus: 1st[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" afterenter added
first lineenter deleted
and "It was an accident!"enter added
at the end end]
2nd[2nd repeat same as original Chorus Chorus]

Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors,enter added
'fore you do somethin dumb
I'll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these
"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Well it depends on how may many you had
"II took three, she ate the other twenty-two 22 caps
Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol" lights off"
[D] She's gonna die dude
"I know and it's my fault!"
[D] My god!!!
Chorus: 1st[Chorus] :
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!"enter added
after second lineenter deleted
and "What do I do?"enter added
at the end end]
2nd[2nd repeat same as original Chorus Chorus]

My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead! Oh my God!
Susan wake up! Oh God...