OK, Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
me
Mic check one two.. two, we recordin? recordin'?

I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skinenter added
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So
Ohh no, so if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND and get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)enter added
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin goin' lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says: says
smoke
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hillenter added
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin ignorin' skill
Cause'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even existenter added
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! me
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! me

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)enter added
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)enter added
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin runnin' out the morgue
witchaWitcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acornenter added
I'm bout 'bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother..Mother are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovelenter added
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
aA main vein vein' with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; sighed, either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause'Cause if you ain't tiltin tiltin' this room, neither am Ienter added
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause'Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, it and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! me
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! me

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! me
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! me