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Version 1 of Eminem Lyrics The Real Slim Shady (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/e/eminem/the-real-slim-shady/v1.htm...) Version 1 of the lyrics |
Version 2 of Eminem Lyrics The Real Slim Shady (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/e/eminem/the-real-slim-shady/v2.htm...) Version 2 of the lyrics | ||||||||||||
| [Eminem] | [Eminem] | ||||||||||||
| May I have your attention please? | May I have your attention please? | ||||||||||||
| May I have your attention please? | May I have your attention please? | ||||||||||||
| Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? | ||||||||||||
| I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? | I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? | ||||||||||||
| We're gonna have a problem here.. | We're gonna have a problem here.. | ||||||||||||
| Y'all act like you never seen a white person before | Y'all act like you never seen a white person before | ||||||||||||
| Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door | Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door | ||||||||||||
| and started whoopin her ass worse than before | and started whoopin her ass worse than before | ||||||||||||
| they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) | they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) | ||||||||||||
| It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, | It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, | ||||||||||||
| he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" | he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" | ||||||||||||
| And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! | And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! | ||||||||||||
| Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) | Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) | ||||||||||||
| 1 | Feminist women love Eminem [*vocal turntable: | Feminist women love Eminem | 1 | ||||||||||
| 2 | chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him | [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] | 2 | ||||||||||
| 1 | "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him | 1 | |||||||||||
| Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what | Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what | ||||||||||||
| Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" | Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" | ||||||||||||
| Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose | Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose | ||||||||||||
| But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms | But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms | ||||||||||||
| Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't | Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't | ||||||||||||
| but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose | but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose | ||||||||||||
| "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" | "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" | ||||||||||||
| And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss | And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss | ||||||||||||
| And that's the message that we deliver to little kids | And that's the message that we deliver to little kids | ||||||||||||
| And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is | And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is | ||||||||||||
| Of course they gonna know what intercourse is | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is | ||||||||||||
| By the time they hit fourth grade | By the time they hit fourth grade | ||||||||||||
| They got the Discovery Channel don't they? | They got the Discovery Channel don't they? | ||||||||||||
| "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals | "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals | ||||||||||||
| who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*] | ||||||||||||
| But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes | ||||||||||||
| then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope | then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope | ||||||||||||
| [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote | [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote | ||||||||||||
| Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes | Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes | ||||||||||||
| 3 | Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X) | [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)] | 3 | ||||||||||
| I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady | I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady | ||||||||||||
| All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating | ||||||||||||
| So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, | So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, | ||||||||||||
| please stand up, please stand up? | please stand up, please stand up? | ||||||||||||
| [Eminem] | [Eminem] | ||||||||||||
| Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; | Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; | ||||||||||||
| well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! | well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! | ||||||||||||
| You think I give a damn about a Grammy? | You think I give a damn about a Grammy? | ||||||||||||
| Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me | Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me | ||||||||||||
| "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" | "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" | ||||||||||||
| Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? | Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? | ||||||||||||
| So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? | So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? | ||||||||||||
| Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs | Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs | ||||||||||||
| so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst | so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst | ||||||||||||
| and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first | and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first | ||||||||||||
| You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV | You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV | ||||||||||||
| "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" | "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" | ||||||||||||
| I should download her audio on MP3 | I should download her audio on MP3 | ||||||||||||
| and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [*AHHH!*] | and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [*AHHH!*] | ||||||||||||
| I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me | I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me | ||||||||||||
| so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*] | so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*] | ||||||||||||
| And there's a million of us just like me | And there's a million of us just like me | ||||||||||||
| who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me | who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me | ||||||||||||
| who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me | who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me | ||||||||||||
| and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! | and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! | ||||||||||||
| 4 | Chorus | [Chorus] | 4 | ||||||||||
| [Eminem] | [Eminem] | ||||||||||||
| I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you | I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you | ||||||||||||
| things you joke about with your friends inside your living room | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room | ||||||||||||
| The only difference is I got the balls to say it | The only difference is I got the balls to say it | ||||||||||||
| in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all | in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all | ||||||||||||
| I just get on the mic and spit it | I just get on the mic and spit it | ||||||||||||
| and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it | and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it | ||||||||||||
| better than ninety percent of you rappers out can | better than ninety percent of you rappers out can | ||||||||||||
| Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums | Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums | ||||||||||||
| It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty | It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty | ||||||||||||
| I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting | I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting | ||||||||||||
| Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens | Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens | ||||||||||||
| And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working | And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working | ||||||||||||
| And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin | ||||||||||||
| He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings | He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings | ||||||||||||
| [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling | [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling | ||||||||||||
| Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" | Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" | ||||||||||||
| with his windows down and his system up | with his windows down and his system up | ||||||||||||
| So, will the real Shady please stand up? | So, will the real Shady please stand up? | ||||||||||||
| And put one of those fingers on each hand up? | And put one of those fingers on each hand up? | ||||||||||||
| And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control | And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control | ||||||||||||
| and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? | and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? | ||||||||||||
| 5 | Chorus 2X | [Chorus 2X] | 5 | ||||||||||
| [Eminem] | [Eminem] | ||||||||||||
| Ha ha | Ha ha | ||||||||||||
| Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us | Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us | ||||||||||||
| Fuck it, let's all stand up | Fuck it, let's all stand up | ||||||||||||
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