Intro
Guess Who...
You Miss Me?....
Jessica Simpson... Sing the Chorus!

Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (Clear to Me)
Your the one they adore, who they came to see (Who they came to see)
you're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body wants you
PLAYA, who could really blame you

We're the one's who made you

Errrr Ummmmm

Verse 1
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antiacid if they can
Get ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady Man! NO, don't Massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him, just cuz he asked to put his hands
On a massive, Glutious MAXIMUS again
Squeeze it then squish then pass it too a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he Can CAN don't ASK me this again
He does not MEAN to Lesbian offend
But Lindsay, PLEASE come back to seein MEN
Samantha's a 2, your practically a 10
I know you want me girl in fact I see your Grin

(now come on girl)

Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (Clear to Me)
Your the one they adore, who they came to see (Clear to Me)
you're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body wants you
PLAYA, who could really blame you

We're the one's who made you

Verse 2
The Enforcer! Look at the more women of Torture
Welcome to the cutest girl and Charlie Horser
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen Degenerous
Have that I don't, are you telling me TENDERNESS
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventlin InHALER, and 2 Zinadrin
And I'll invite Sarah PALIN out to dinner then
NAIL HER, baby, say hello to my little friend
BRIT FORGET K-FED..? let's cut off the middle men
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin Binge
Forget them other men, girl pay a little atten-
tion a little did I mention Jennifers In
LOVE with me John Mayer so sit on the BENCH
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/edVVMan I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim

Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (Clear to Me)
Your the one they adore, who they came to see (Clear to Me)
you're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body wants you
PLAYA, who could really blame you

We're the one's who made you

And that's Why*
(Vamp)
My Love, you'll never live without
I know you want me girl, cuz I can see you checking me out
And Baby, you know, you know you want me too
don't try to deny it baby I'm the only one for you

Poot

Verse 3
Damn GIRL, I'm beginning to sprout an ALFALFA
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
you think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such FINESSE and Nostalgia
Man Cass, I don't mean to mess with ya gal but
Jessica Alba, put a breast in my mouth (BLUT)
WOWZERS, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder WHY I keep dressin like Elvis
LORD HELP us, he's back in his pink elf shirt
looking like someone Shrinked his outfit
I think he's bout to flip Jessica
Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame ME? Your my AMY, I'm your BLAKE
Matter fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it, to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your SOUL MATE (now break it down girl)

Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (Clear to Me)
Your the one they adore, who they came to see (Clear to Me)
you're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body wants you
STRAIGHT UP, who could really blame you

We're the one's who made you

So Baby, baby (Get Down, down, DOWN)
BABY (Get Down, down, down)
BABY (Get, Down, down, down)
BABY (Get Down, Get DOWN)
BABY (Get Down, down, down)
BABY (Get Down, down, down)
BABY (Get Down, down, down)
BABY (Get Down, Get DOWN)

"OHHHH AMY... REHAB NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!!"
"I can't WAIT, I'm Going BACK!"
"Dr.Dre...2020!!!!!" Yeah