[Intro]
Guess Who...
You Miss Me?.... who, did you miss me?
Jessica Simpson... Sing Simpson, sing the Chorus! chorus

[Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem]
When you walked walk through the door, door it was clear to meenter added
(Clear to Me) me)
YourYou're the one they adore, who they came to seeenter added
(Who they came to see)
you'reYou're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body rock star everybody wants you
PLAYA,(Baby, everybody wants you)
Player, who could can really blame you you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We're the one's ones who made you

Errrr Ummmmm

[Verse 1]
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac Zantac for antiacid antacid if they you can
GetYou're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic is fantastic? Is it grand?
Well
Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady Man! NO,Shady, man, no, don't Massacre massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him, him just cuz 'cause he asked to put his handsenter added
On a massive, Glutious MAXIMUS her massive Gluteus Maximus again
Squeeze it then and squish then it and pass it too to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
YesYes, he Can CAN can can, don't ASK ask me this againenter added
He does not MEAN mean to Lesbian lesbian offend
But Lindsay, PLEASE please come back to seein MEN seeing men
Samantha's a 2, your you're practically a 10
I know you want me girl me, girl, in fact I see your Grin a grin
Now come in, girl

(now come on girl)

[Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem]
When you walked walk through the door, door it was clear to meenter added
(Clear to Me) me)
YourYou're the one they adore, who they came to see (Clear
(Who they came to Me) see)
you'reYou're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body rock star everybody wants you
PLAYA,(Baby, everybody wants you)
Player, who could can really blame you you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We're the one's ones who made you

[Verse 2]
The Enforcer! Look at the enforcer, looking for more women of Torture to torture
WelcomeWalk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horser Charley Horse her
Sorry Portia, Portia but what's Ellen Degenerous
Have DeGeneres have that I don't, are don't?
Are you telling me TENDERNESS tenderness?
Well
Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventlin InHALER, Ventolin inhaler and 2 Zinadrin two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah PALIN Palin out to dinner then
NAIL HER,Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend
BRIT FORGET K-FED..?
Brit forget K-Fed, let's cut off out the middle men man
Forget him or your you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin Binge binge
Forget them other men, girl girl, pay a them little atten- attention
tion a
And little bit did I mention Jennifers In that Jennifer's in
LOVELove with me me, John Mayer Mayer, so sit on the BENCH bench
ManMan, I swear them other guys you give em 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style style, but it isn't Slim

[Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem]
When you walked walk through the door, door it was clear to meenter added
(Clear to Me) me)
YourYou're the one they adore, who they came to see (Clear
(Who they came to Me) see)
you'reYou're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body rock star everybody wants you
PLAYA,(Baby, everybody wants you)
Player, who could can really blame you you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We're the one's ones who made you

And that's Why*
(Vamp)
My Love, why my love you'll never live without
I know you want me me, girl, cuz 'cause I can see you checking me out
And Baby, baby, you know, you know you want me too
don'tDon't try to deny it baby it, baby, I'm the only one for you

[Poot]

[Verse 3]
Damn GIRL, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an ALFALFA Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out out?
youYou think that's bad, you bad? You should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such FINESSE finesse and Nostalgia nostalgia

Man Cass, Cash, I don't mean to mess with ya your gal but
Jessica Alba, Alba put a her breast in my mouth (BLUT) bruh
WOWZERS,Wowzers! I just made a mess in of my trousers
And they wonder WHY why I keep dressin dressing like Elvis
LORD HELP
Lord, help us, he's back in his pink elf Alf shirt
lookingLooking like someone Shrinked shrinked his outfit
I think he's bout about to flip flip, Jessica
Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue yaenter added
Can you blame ME? Your me? You're my AMY, Amy, I'm your BLAKE Blake
Matter fact, bake fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it, it to make my jail break
BabyBaby, I think you just met your SOUL MATE (now soul mate
Now break it down girl) girl

[Chorus (Backup chorus by Eminem]
When you walked walk through the door, door it was clear to meenter added
(Clear to Me) me)
YourYou're the one they adore, who they came to see (Clear
(Who they came to Me) see)
you'reYou're a ROCKSTAR, (Baby) Every body rock star everybody wants you
STRAIGHT UP,(Baby, everybody wants you)
Player, who could can really blame you you?
(Who can really blame you?)
We're the one's ones who made you

So baby
Baby, baby (Get Down, get down, DOWN) down down
BABY (Get Down,Baby, get down, down) down down
BABY (Get, Down,Baby, get down, down) down down
BABY (Get Down, Get DOWN)
BABY (Get Down, Baby, get down, down)
BABY (Get Down, down, down)
BABY (Get Down, down, down)
BABY (Get Down, Get DOWN) get down
"OHHHH AMY... REHAB NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!!"Baby, get down, down down
"I can't WAIT,Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, rehab never looked so good
I can wait, I'm Going BACK!" going back, ha ha, woo!
"Dr.Dre...2020!!!!!" YeahDr. Dre, 2020, yeah