Eminem
Yo I got an idea
Let me go grab Sticky right quick

**sounds of steps**

Hey yo Stick, Stick

Sticky
Yo Slim Shady
Yo I just had like a nightmah..
Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
It was like a good dreah..
Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?)
Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?)
Yo, yo I dreamed I was white! (Ohhh)

Chorus: Eminem

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white,
white, white, white,
white, white, white,
white?

Verse One: Sticky Fingaz

Yo, yo
What if I was white skin the
same color as cocaine?
Blond hair, blue eyes
The whole shibang
I know one thing
Police wouldn't always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
(Can I get your autograph?)
Yellow cabs in the cities would stop for me
I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property
If I was white
Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store
Like I'd steal something (Maybe he
might of stole something)
Because I'm black I rob
And automatically assume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white
I wouldn't thought O.J. was
innocent (He did it)

Chorus: Eminem

If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (Yo think about that)
What if he was white, white,
white, white, he was white (for
a minute)
What if he was white?
What if he was (What if he was white?)
white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white,
white, white? (What if
he was white?)

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if you were white?
(what if he was white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white,
white,(STICKyyyy what if you
were white?) white,
white,
white, white, white?

Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz

If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (ummmmmmmm?)
What shade would I be?
Would I be Redneck or Skinhead,
preppy or high class?
YOUd PROBABLY LIVE IN A
TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
In any case that be the ill shit right? (Yep)
But there's a good and a bad
side to being white
You can't say the N word
without starting a fight
(What's UP MY NIGGER?)
couldnt dance on beat, Id had two left feet
Even if I was white
id probably still have a ghetto
chick(How you doing?)
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Or would I really have a little
dick (Nah, it's true!)
If I was white
I would probably listen to hard rock
and cover my ears when ever I heard
Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)

Chorus: Eminem

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white, white,
white, white, he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white,
white, white? (What if
he was white?)

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white, white,
white, white, he was
white(ummmmmmmm?)
What if he was white? (What
if you were white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white,
white, white? (What if
he was white?)

Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz

Yo,yo,yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn't even think the same
Id watch Tennis and golf and
bet on Hockey games (Red
Wings Man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
if i was white it probably
wouldn't never even been
an Onyx shit
I be steady sippin vadka and tonixs
Smokin on a marlboro
instead of a newport
Id live in Long Island
Instead of New York
If I was white
I probably couldn't dunk
Cuz everybody knows white
man can't jump (Nope!)
i probably wouldn't be able to
go to the weed spots
Cuz all the dreads would think Im a cop

Chorus: Eminem

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was -
White?(Yo you can't say that)
What if he was white
What if he was
white, white, white,
white, white, white,
white, white, white,
white?

What if you were white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white,
white, white, white,
white, white, white,
white?
If he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
(What would you do if you were white?)
What - If - He - Was - White?
(What if you were white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white,
(What if you were white!!!!)
white, white, white, white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
white, white, white, white, white?
What if he was white
white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white?

Eminem
Yo, what if I was White? uhh..