Melrose place is such a Flop
everyone is begging Ashlee Simpson to stop
She couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag
So her daddy bought her way into Sag

Her sister is getting fatter as we speak
and Bronx just took his first big leak
Maybe it will spill on Joe Simpson's face
As even the kid wants to put the crook in his place

Pete Wentz just hides in his tiny bus
As Tina Drew goes to twitter to cuss
All about how she hates her life
and being Papa Joes now Wife

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as I spray the selzer all over them like a clown
ride the unicycle into their careers as another gets hurt
and the Perez Hilton brings the Simpson dirt

The heights even said there's enough to end their career
As we all find out that Calvin Goldspink is queer
Why else would JT take him to lunch for free
As they put on suits to go to court against me!

Melrose place is such a Flop
everyone is begging Ashlee Simpson to stop
She couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag
So her daddy bought her way into Sag