I'm pieceing it together like a little puzzle
as Debra White stands there ya know she'll guzzle
then the wussies at Loeb and Derin will fall
As they get yet another Patrick Centier III Call

Where has Michael Rubel been
As we call his office again and again
trying to find that attorney that brags he's so great
As I round him up like Ashlee Simpson Bait

This could not be funnier if I dreamed it up
Didn't I just see Papa Joe on Wilshire holding a cup
Talking Simpson ya know that creepy guy
Maybe we'll get lucky soon and he'll die

Then I wouldn't have to hear his stupid mouth
as the fucking hicks in that family need to go back to the south
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Bitch bring it please and you will see
A guy that will take that career and crush it like a can
As unlike you I have more than one fan
people eat this up like their last dinner
And Matthew always ends up the Number 1 Winner

I'm pieceing it together like a little puzzle
as Debra White stands there ya know she'll guzzle
then the wussies at Loeb and Derin will fall
As they get yet another Patrick Centier III Call

They don't call her white just for fun
Girl I doubt ever gets to see the sun
as she ends up in the Firms now Scary Lere
Wipe your mouth Ya slut as ya look in the broken Mirror