Robert Biggart Counsel to Pepsi scared of me
Gonna drop the Fucking company like 1-2-3
As Indra Nooyi goes back to 7-11 to make a slurpie
And Elizabeth Bilus ends up with herpes

We all knew she had the lips that sting
Just like the Def Jam kids trying to sing
Not talking about comedy just the label
As they end up peddling their products late night on Cable

Maybe call the minister Joe Simpson to make it worse
you can be part of the Ashlee Wentz now Curse
It's like a day that never ends right
As I strap on the chainsaw and be Jason tonight

wow look at that blood now fly
as another agent at Caa gets high
They wonder if what they are seeing is true
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/nPDTAs everyone lays down their Mountain Dew

Why would you wanna drink something
that makes your dick small
When you can be like John Holmes and stand tall
Then when you get excited at least they'll know
As Kevin Huvane ends his life with blow

We can't forget that stealing is wrong
and I have to bring ya yet one more song
As your kids will end up a role Model and on a Movie Set
MMLuke is just as talented as they Get!

Robert Biggart Counsel to Pepsi scared of me
Gonna drop the Fucking company like 1-2-3
As Indra Nooyi goes back to 7-11 to make a slurpie
And Elizabeth Bilus ends up with herpes