Here comes Johnny from Livemercial
A shame he'll never see his own commercial
He has to spend a few years in the slammer
As to America he's the number 1 spammer

Say hello to Marcus Schrenker for me
Amazing what all these scamsters can be
I see them talking on sixty minutes selling their crap
As the FBI and Police give him a fucking Slap

Here's the famous bracelets ya all seem to wear
Look again kid you've become another Ron Fair
Lieing your way all the way to the top
Then you meet a real Agent like me and it all seems to stop

I'll be the first one to visit ya every tuesday in jail
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Telling ya this is Karma for all ya did
You'll pay even more when God closes the Lid

When Ya get to hell say hi to Caa and WME
I guarantee ya you won't ever see me
I'll be up in the gates of heaven rocking with God
As ya bend over and take the Devils Big Rod!

Here comes Johnny from Livemercial
A shame he'll never see his own commercial
He has to spend a few years in the slammer
As to America he's the number 1 spammer

Sir Spam Alot