They call me tricky 44
but I don't seem to have a career anymore
Ya see I lied to some people and stold something to
so now I have to be broke as my boss is blue
Ya know Richard the wannabe president of Caa
I see him crying in his office almost everyday!

We used to have clients but they all said bye
and like my friend who commited suicide all I said was hi
No one ever tried to do the right thing
We even hired Ashlee Wentz who really can't sing

Remember the time on Saturday Night Live
After I lipsynced my career took a dive
I've been drowning in my lack of talent ever since I was four
As Daddy keeps coming back knocking on my door

He used me and Jessica like Nick Styne used everyone
And this Entertainment thing has lost it's fun
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Melrose place is a flop if anyone ever had a doubt

So don't watch the show as it's weak and lacks drive
Sometimes I truly wish I wasn't alive
Joe and Tina tell me I'll be Ok
But I wanna just slit my wrist like everyday

They call me tricky 44
but I don't seem to have a career anymore
Ya see I lied to some people and stold something to
so now I have to be broke as my boss is blue
Ya know Richard the wannabe president of Caa
I see him crying in his office almost everyday!

I just blew Nick behind the water cooler
As I dressed up like a teacher holding a six inch ruler
Just as I spanked my Father when I was young
Everyone at Creative Artist Agency has felt my tongue