Little Pete Wentz Father
rents out the Lions Club
as he gives a handjob to Joe Simpson
in his private tub.
Then the door opens and it's a Slut Ashlee
looking surprised at her husbands small cock
I guess ya know now why posers don't Rock!

He went to a Emo school to learn to tuck his shirt
My lawyers will now put on the legal hurt
As your wife has to pay all of her lipsync money
and you make JS your special honey

We all knew that you were gay
As soon as you came out with David Zedeck that day
He said don't tell as he opened the door for your car
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/luKOWe always wondered how a wannabe could be a star

lawyers tend to scare other people off
But like the doctor said bitch turn your head and cough
I'll make you look like a joke as I always do
So get your wife and her wussy lawyers and sue

Watch as I take everything from her
And ya talk smack and your career is a blur
here's a napkin wipe the glasses clean
So you can see a Rebel like James Dean

Ya act as anyone would care what you have said
as I lay down in my nice warm bed
never to think of anything but a Z
and you'll never have real talent PW like Me!