Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkingwalkin' home from our house Christmas eve eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Santa.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog nog.
weAnd we'd begged her not to go go.
sheBut she'd forgot her medication medication,
Sheand she staggered out the door into the snow snow.

When we found her Christmas mornin' mornin,'
Atat the scene of the attack attack.
sheShe had hoof prints on her forehead forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back

Grandma she got ran over
she got run over by a reindeer ya'll
Grandma she got ran over
she got run over by a reindeer ya'll back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer reindeer,
Walkin'walkin' home from our house Christmas eve eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Santa,
Butbut as for me and Grandpa, we believe believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa Grandpa.
He's been takin' it this so well well.
See him in there watchin' football football,
Drinkin' rootbeer,drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma Grandma.
The family'sAll the family dressed in black black.
DoAnd we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or should we send them back?
(Send them back)

Grandma she got ran over
she got run over by a reindeer ya'll reindeer,
Grandma she got ran over
she got run over by a reindeer ya'll

Grandma she got run overby a reindeer
Walkin' walkin' home from our house Christmas eve eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe believe.

Now the goose is on the table table.
Andthe pudding's pudding made of fig fig.
TheAnd a blue and silver candle candle,
Wouldthat would just have matched Grandmama's wig the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors neighbors.
Better"Better watch out for yourselves yourselves."
YouThey should never give a license license,
Toto a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Grandma she got run over
she got run over by a reindeer ya'll
Grandma she got run over
she got run over by a reindeer ya'll elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer reindeer,
Walkin'walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Santa,
Butbut as for me and Grandpa, we believe! (Grandma) believe.
But(Sing it Grandpa)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe! (She got ran over) believe.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!
Merry Christmas