Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feelin' good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

Brian & Stewie: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick!

All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
it's the only hope that you ever need
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed

Stewie: There you go, you're all gettin' it now

All: When Texas people wanna feel good

Stewie: They go assault a queer

All: When stupid people need a thrill

Stewie: They rent the Rocketeer

All: When Michael Jackson needs a rush

Stewie: He humps a guy like me

All: Right!
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep us worry-free
One, two, three, oh!
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Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
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Cause everything is better with a bag of weed

Stewie: Have a go, Brian!

Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said: 'The common man's a fool'

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said: "Doo pfuu dee peepoo foo'

Brian: But try to use your heads and don't buy into all the fear

All: Hey!
Cause all we need is bag of weed to make as wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try to fight but we're all agreed
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four, and five, and six, and seven, oh!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
laughter
you're a happy guy, but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!!!!