You've got to look your best tonight,
You tubby little parasite,
Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you.

And though her pretty face may seem,
A special person's wettest dream,
Before you get to see it there are things you must do.

We'll try, a tie,
And boutonnière of yellow,
Or a rose, that shows,
That you're a classy fellow,
With the posh, panache,
Of Jefferson at Monticello,
Busting out a mile with style.

I know you just can't wait to stare,
At all that luscious orange hair,
But boy before you touch a single curl,
You must impress that ultra-boomin',
All-consumin', Poorly-groomin'
Down syndrome girl.

On any normal day you reek,
As if you're on a farting streak,
Your finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool.

But if you want a lady's love,
you're better off by smelling of,
A gentlemen's collogne instead of sneakers and stool.

A squirt, a spurt,
Of something just for Ellen,
And you'll see, that she,
Will find you so compelin',
And she does, because,
The only smell that she'll be smellin',
won't be coming from your bum.

You wanna take that little whore,
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But boy before you do a single twirl,
You must impress that effervescing,
Self-possesing, no-BS-ing,
Down syndrome girl.

Her eyes are emerald portals,
To a secret land of love,
And they seem to say "We'll open just for Chris"

They shine like sunny weather
And they're close enough together...

That if they should so desire,
To create a little fire,
They could reach across her nose
And give each other a kiss

Stewie and Chris tap dance

My boy between the two of us,
We'll get you on that shorty bus,
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl.

Now go impress that super-thrilling
Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,
Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing,
Gaily singing, ding-a-linging,
Stupefying, fortifying,
As of Monday, shoelace tying,
Stimulating, titillating,
Kitty-cat impersonating,
Mega-rocking, pillow-talking,
Just a little crooked walking,
Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting,
For some reason always shouting,
Fascinating, captivating,
Happiness and joy creating...

Down syndrome girl!