Family Guy Fellows at the Freakin' FCC Lyrics:
[Peter:] They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
[Brian:] They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
[Stewie:] And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] It's the plain situation!
There's no negotiation!
[Peter:] With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

[Brian:] They're stuffier than the stuffiest of the special interest groups
[Peter:] Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
[Stewie:] Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] Take a tip, take a lesson!
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You'll never win by messin'
[Peter:] With the fellows at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
[Brian:] And they stucked it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
[Stewie:] I can think of quite another place they should have stucked it first!

[Peter, Brian, & Stewie:] They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellows at the freakin FCC!
Lyrics: Fellows at the Freakin' FCC, Family Guy [end]