I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars

Look at me Look me, look at me
Hands in the air like it's good to be
Alive and I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedee crookedy

I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back togetherenter added
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Erickson Ericson
I know all the words to 'Des Colores' "De Colores"
And I'm proud to be an American "I'm Proud To Be An American"

Me and my friends friend saw a platypus
Me and my friends friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want 'Cuz

Look want, ‘cause look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome, no metronome
No metronome
And I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On telephone, on the telephone

Look at me me, look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
Alive in such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to readenter added
I can make money money, open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine 64
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I can make new antibiotics
I can make computer computers survive aquatic conditions
ConditionsI know how toenter deleted
run the a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers
Movers, shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings thatenter deleted
control the systems system
I can do anything withenter deleted
no assistance 'Cuz
‘CauseI can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With microphone, with a microphone
And I can split the atoms atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of molecule, of a molecule

Look at me Look me, look at me
DrivinDriving and I won't stop
And it feels so good toenter deleted
be alive and on top
My reach is global
My global, my tower secure
My cause is noble
My noble, my power is pureenter added
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let em 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed from of their lacerations
Or have emHave 'em all killed by assassinationenter added
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em
AndI can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command because
BecauseI can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite, by satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through telescope, through a telescope

And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In holocaust, in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In holocaust, in a holocaust
In a holocaust holocaust!

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars
No handlebars