Frank Lyndon Fonzie Meets Kotter's Sweat Hogs Lyrics:
[Sound of a motorcycle coming closer,
tires screeching and a crash.] [Arnold Horshack, spoken:] Ooo-ooo-ooo, Mr. Kotta,
look who came to the annual Sweat Hog's school dance.
[Many voices, shouting:] It's The Fonz!
[Fonzie, spoken:] Eeee! Sit on it!
5 Have no fear, the Fonz is here.
[Horshack, spoken:] Do you always park
your motorcycle indoors, Fonzie?
[Vinnie Barbarino, spoken:] Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
[Fonzie, spoken:] Cool it!
The Fonz parks where the Fonz parks.
[Horshack, spoken:] Well, did you come here
to be the new leader of the Sweat Hogs, Fonzie?
[Fonzie, spoken:] Eeee! Shut up!
[Boom Boom Washington, spoken:] Hi there,
say, my main teach, Mr. Kottaire
6 .
Me an' Epstein wanna know,
what do you think of this here situation?
[Kotter, spoken:] Well, say the secret word and
we'll all stuff a banana down Horshack's t'roat.
[Barbarino, spoken:] Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
[Horshack, spoken:] An', an' what do you t'ink, Barbarino?
[Barbarino, spoken:] What? What?
Hey, Horshack, up your nose with a rubber hose,
And twice as far wit' a chocolate bar.
[Juan Epstein, spoken:] Looooking good!
[Barbarino, spoken:] I'll tell you what I think. There ain't
no new leader of da Sweat Hogs. Ain't dat right Mr. Kotter?
[Kotter, spoken:] Hmmmmm.
[Horshack, spoken:] Did you hear what he said this morning?
[Many voices, singing:] Ba-ba-ba, ba-barbarino.
Ba-ba-ba, ba-barbarino.
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/Mnzz ]Ba-ba-ba, ba-barbarino.
Ba-ba-ba, ba-barbarino.
Ba-ba-ba, ba-barbarino.
[Fonzie, spoken:] Oh-ho! Whoa! WHOA! Cool it! Do my ears
deceive me? I just know you weren't singing, right? I mean
da Fonz came here to teach youse guys who be cool. I mean if
you want romance, you got to dance. No disrespect to you,
Barbarino
7 , but LaVerne! Shirley!
8 Let's get it on.
[Female voices, swooning:] Woooooooooo...
[Fonzie, spoken:] Do the Fonzarelli Slide,
[Female voices, chant over Fonzie:] Fonzie, Fonzie, la-la-la-la, Fonzie.
[Fonzie, spoken:] Put your thumbs out like you're hitchin' a ride.
[Female voices, swooning:] Woooooooooo...
[Fonzie, spoken:] Look bot' ways, start your motor and glide.
[Female voices, chant over Fonzie:] Fonzie, Fonzie, la-la-la-la, Fonzie.
[Fonzie, spoken:] Now you're doin' the Fonzarelli slide.
[Female voices, swooning:] Woooooooooo...
[Epstein, spoken:] Oy, vey, mira
9 .
Dees is my kinda music. Cha, cha, cha.
[Horshack, spoken:] Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo!
Go, go, go, Mr. Kotta. Look, he's dancing.
[Barbarino, spoken:] Well, look-a here.
It's our illustrious principal, Mr. Woodman.
[Washington, spoken:] Are you gonna dance too, baby?
[Fonzie, spoken:] Ayyyy, cool it!
And may da Fonz ask, who is this nerd?
[Horshack, spoken:] Ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, look, look
everybody's doing the Fonzarelli Slide.
Look, Fonzie, even Barbarino is sliiiiiding.
[Barbarino, spoken:] Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
[Fonzie, spoken:] Aeeee! It is now time for
da Fonz to make his exit. Right? Let's split.
[Sound of a motorcycle pulling away.] [Fonzie, spoken and fading:] Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
[Fade.] [Horshack, spoken:] Goodbye, LaVerne.
Goodbye, Shirley. Goodbye Fonzie...
Lyrics: Fonzie Meets Kotter's Sweat Hogs, Frank
Lyndon [end]