Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Ike
Willis (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Mike
Keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)
Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) Ed Mann (vibes,
marimba, electronic percussion) Walt Fowler
(trumpet, flugel horn, synthesizer) Bruce Fowler
(trombone) Paul Carman (alto saxophone, soprano
saxophone, baritone saxophone) Albert Wing (tenor
saxophone) Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone,
bass saxophone, contrabass clarinet) Scott Thunes
(electric bass, mini-moog) Chad Wackerman (drums,
electronic percussion)

This is spoken with the style and accent of an
evangelist preacher from the southern United
States.

Thank you very much, Mr. Zappa.

Ah, I'm very pleased to be here on behalf of the
Administration-- the most powerful government in
the world. And, uh, Mr. Fitzwater invited me to
come here tonight to create some balance, because
there has been some things done by Mr. Zappa that
I think are unfair to our country.

I think, from the beginning, to say that this is
going to be balanced, when he has this *lingerie*
up here, and makin' fun of *children's toys*, as a
beginning, if this is what he has in mind, I think
he's wrong.

It's people like Mr. Frank Zappa that kept the
Senate from being able to send arms to the
democratic freedom fighters in Nicaragua! And I,
for one, am headin' down there myself, as soon as
I finish up here tonight.

And I want the elected official, Mr. Charlie
Sanders the Democrat, to remember that
"Democrat" begins with a "D",
just like DEMON! And we'll remember you, friend,
when it comes votin' time. And Margaret Boyd?
and Carmen Belacord?, despite ...? habit, did
some help to back things up.

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could be going towards a more powerful military;
this money could be going towards driving out the
illegal aliens. Instead, Mr. Zappa wants to have a
bunch of young, uninformed 18 to 21-year-olds
votin' here, and spendin' your money.

And I just want you to know that tonight, I *love*
him anyway. Because I've got love in my heart, and
I'm not afraid of the fact that he turned this
into some kind of zoo up here.

Sunday--that's not fair, Mr. Zappa--Sunday night
used to be a night in which Americans would get
together. They'd go to their place of worship, and
they would share. And I don't know why, on this
night which is supposed to be Valentine's night,
there aren't more people that have a heart that
have a love affair with America. But instead,
they're here on Sunday night, worshipping this man
who's demon-possessed!

I ask you, Mr. Frank Zappa, what kind of man can
name a child Moon Unit? What kind of man can name
a child Weasel? What kind of man can name a child
Ohman? To me, it defies the logic.

And I'm comin' here tonight because I want to
share with him, just the same way we're going to
give spirit power to the democratic freedom
fighters down there, our brothers that wanna have
the freedom to be able to have a man like Pat
Robertson. To have a man like Mr. Dole. Restore,
America!

And I'm gonna ask the power and the joy and the
power of the living king of kings, and a lot of
you here, you smut-minded, musical people say,
"King of kings, that must be Elvis". No,
I'm gonna ask for the power and ask for the glory.
I'm gonna now, I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm
gonna drive out the demons, friends. I'm gonna ask
you to help this badness end. Come on Frank, let's
have a story. Come on now share the glory. Do you
feel the power? Come on, put out the negativity...