Patrolman Lefemine:
Now, we don't come up here because we feel
like walkin' four flights at three o'clock
in the morning.

Frank Zappa:
Yeah.

Patrolman Lefemine:
We were up here last night. (bark, bark) Now for us-

Frank Zappa:
Last night?

Patrolman Lefemine:
Yes.

Frank Zappa:
I wasnt here last night.

Patrolman Lefemine:
Now for us to continually come up to
this here place every night and not show
no action other than to say, yes theres
a , we look kinda bad. I mean. lets be
honest. Now if you had to give me any
kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a
mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen
those hours you guys are at 53 E 10 st,
what are you doin there every night? You
mean you-you permit this kinda condition
to continue on without once giving a
summons?

Unknown:
Alright, your lawyer says to knock it off!

Patrolman Lefemine:
Uh, were puttin ourselves over backwards
with these people. Do you know what were
doin? Do you know what were doin?

Frank Zappa:
No, tell me. No, please tell me.

Patrolman Lefemine:
Well this is, if were up here once were up
here twenty times. I know that little guy,
like the guy at the...like a long-lost
brother. Now if we ever get called down,
if this ever goes to a big explosion, and
they say, Officer, what did you do, did
you ever issue summonses?, they get ...
this is all in the rekkid book, how many
times we been up here. This is all
rekkids...

Frank Zappa:
m-hmm

Patrolman Lefemine:
Now if these people wanna subpeona these
rekkids, they could subpeona these
rekkids. An they could find out how many
times we been.. this is us on- Wait! This
is us alone! An they say, Officer, what
did you do? Warn em? You mean to tell me
you were up here about twenty times an you
never issued a summons?

Unknown:
There have been summonses.

Patrolman Lefemine:
Well, WE never issued em! How many summonses
have you gotten for noise? Unknown:
What, me personally, or the studio?

Patrolman Lefemine:
The studio, studio. Unknown:
I don't know how many, but theres a
court case pending right now..

Unknown:
We've gotten one.
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Patrolman Lefemine:
One! One! And how many times have I,
eh, uh, hey listen! As I say, if I been
up here once Ive been up here twenty
times already.

Frank Zappa:
Hey look, stop it, pack that stuff up,
stop making noise you guys!

Unknown:
Yeah, well, I understand

Patrolman Lefemine:
Well, whose in charge here at the studio?

Unknown:
here he is
In charge?

Patrolman Lefemine:
IN charge
He's more or less in charge

Patrolman Lefemine:
Are you in charge? I don't run the studio.. I jus..

Patrolman Lefemine:
Alright, listen, lemme tell you one thing
I'm in- I'm in charge

Patrolman Lefemine:
Youre in charge at this point
alright

Patrolman Lefemine:
My name is Patrolman Lefemine

Frank Zappa:
Here, have a BUN.

Patrolman Lefemine:
Now, as of tonight, right

Frank Zappa:
You wanna BUN?

Patrolman Lefemine:
If I come back here, and every night that
I do come back here, I don't care who says
he's in charge, I will issue a summons

Frank Zappa:
I'm issuing you a bun

Patrolman Lefemine:
An anybody thinks its a great joke, you
can all laugh in the car... We havent put
out one hit record yet? My goodness. It
takes a long time. You know what I mean.

Patrolman Lefemine:
This is ridiculous!

Frank Zappa:
Are you sure you don't want one o those breakfast
rolls on your way down the stairs?
You better believe that I don't want nuthin
Who gets-who gets the summons, is the the organization?

Patrolman Lefemine:
Whoever it is in charge at the time. He
could say Joe Blow, I don't care what kind
of a name he gives. Then if the courts
decide if they wanna know who he's takin
orders from, theyll summons that person to
court. Thats all there is to it.
Alright. Take care.
Right.
Okay.

Frank Zappa:
Nighty-night!
(Cough!)