Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Bob Harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)

FZ:
"One of, one of the things that I like best
about playing in New York is this particular place,
because it has - it has a stage that is conducive
to, how you say in the trade, audience
participation. Now if there's one thing that I
really like, it's, uh, audience participation. Now
listen... I gotta figure out something that I can,
uh - do you think we should have another dance
contest tonight? Oh, hey - the injured person dance
contest. Ah, well, let's see...Awright, I'll tell
you what we're going to do. Here's a, here's a guy
who really wants to be in the dance contest
aw-reety, aw-righty, hey. Okay..."

BUTCH:
"You are great, man - you are great. You are the
best, baby. Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm.'"

FZ:
"All right, now wait a minute - what's your
name? Hey, hey - what's your name?"

BUTCH:
"Butch."

FZ:
"Awright, the dynamic Butch. Here's, here's
a girl that wants to dance with Butch. What's
your name?"

LENA:
"Lena."

FZ:
"What?"

LENA:
"Lena."

FZ:
"Lena, meet Butch. Okay, Lena and Butch,
couple number one. Heh heh. Okay, let's see - that
guy there, with his...that - that one there with
the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this one
- no, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait... well,
you're - actually, you're very nice, though. Would
you like to come up here? ...Okay, but d'you think
you can behave yourself? You, you're sure you can
behave yourself? ...Okay, what's your name?"
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GUY:
"Tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble,
mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc.)."

GUY:
"Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc."

FZ:
"Awright, now wait a minute. Awright, awright, now wait..."

GUY:
"(mumble, mmf.) Ugliness! Ugliness!"

OTHER GUY:
"Frank, you're my buddy! Arrgh, mmf."

FZ:
"Awright, wait a minute, wait a minute. I
have an important message to deliver to all the
cute people all over the world. If you're out
there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I
just want to tell you somethin' - there's more
of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y,
so watch out. Now..."

GUY (BUTCH?):
"Will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe?"

FZ:
"Sure. All right, now you - he wants to get his
girlfriend - go get your girlfriend."

GIRL:
"Hey Zap!"

FZ:
"Good to see you again."

GIRL:
"Squeak!"

FZ:
"I know."

GUY:
"I ain't no fucking queer."

FZ:
"All right, now look, here's what we're going
to do. Awright. Now. This - they'll be mashed, I'll
save them, I'll save them for later."

GUY:
"I'm not a fucking queer."

FZ:
"This man is trying desperately to let
everybody know that he's not a queer. He's not
queer, he's not queer. Awright, and now... You
are going to dance, like you've never danced
before..."