Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve Vai (guitar)
Ray White (guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Chuck Wild (piano)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Jay Anderson (string bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Chad Wackerman (drums)
Ike Willis (vocals)
Terry Bozzio (vocals)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals)
Bob Harris (vocals)
Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals)

RHONDA:
HARRY! HARRY, is that YOU as a BOY?

HARRY:
Why, it MUST be! He's so charming and sweet and likeable!

THING-FISH:
HARRY-AS-A-BOY, c'mon over 'n say a few words to de nice peoples!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Hi, folks! Nice to be here!

THING-FISH:
I's sure dere be lotsa folks like to know what yo'
plans are...how y'intend t'be gwine about dis
uncredibly serious bidniss o' GROWIN' UP IN ERMERICA!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Well, I plan on making a few mistakes, having my heart
broken and so forth, using all kinds of drugs, and
turning gay as soon as possible in order to accelerate
my rise to the 'top of the heap'.

THING-FISH:
Ahh! Tremenjous, HARRY-AS-A-BOY, simply tre- MENJOUS! You
practicin' up fo it wit anybody in po-ticlar now?

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
I can't afford to study with anyone yet, since the
bulk of my allowance goes for glue and Grateful Dead
tickets, but soon I hope to be on my knees in a REAL
HOMO BATH HOUSE...maybe when my folks go on vacation.

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Ain't you de clever one! Tell us, HARRY-AS-A-BOY, howdja recide
upon dis heah life-style bein' DE ONE FO YOU?

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
It was pretty simple, really. I lost all desire for
intercourse with females when they started carrying
those briefcases and wearing suits 'n ties.

RHONDA:
WHAT?

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Let's face it: that would be like fucking a slightly
more voluptuous version of somebody's father! I'm far
too sensitive for such a traumatic experience!

THING-FISH:
You means DE WOMENS' LIBROMATION MOVENINT done
created de uncontrollable urgement to play
dingle-dangle-dingle wit de personal requipment
of yo own gender?

HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
To a degree...I mean...look, I'm not stupid! I know
it's all a thoroughly workable government- sponsored
program to control the Population Explosion, and,
just like every other AMERICAN, I'm too concerned
with MY OWN personal health and well being to think
of devoting any of MY precious time to something as
boring as 'REPRODUCTION'!

RHONDA:
HARRY, I used to think you were merely an OVER-
EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD, but now that I finally have proof,
it's going to give me GREAT PLEASURE to refer to you
as an OVER-EDUCATED COCKSUCKER!

HARRY:
Well, to be honest with you, dearest, I sort of ...gulp, gulp...

RHONDA:
Where's the fairies on a string, HARRY? Huh? Riddle me this!

THING-FISH:
Easy there, white folks! I told y'all'd be get-
tin' yo' fairies after while, 'n y'know dat sort
o' thing take a little time to woik up to in yo'
BROADWAY SITCHYATIUM! MAMMYS step faw'd 'n hep
de lil' cocksucker out!