Frank Zappa (lead
guitar, vocals)
Adrian Belew (rhythm
guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars
(keyboards,
vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Patrick O'Hearn
(bass, vocals)
Terry Bozzio
(drums, vocals)
Ed Mann
(percussion,
vocals)
Napoleon Murphy
Brock
(background
vocals)
Andre Lewis
(background
vocals)
Randy Thornton
(background vocals)
Davey Moire
(background
vocals)

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Feelin' sorry
Feelin' sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
I'm so cute
They're so homely
Some of them
At home 'n' lonely
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
But they will never
Get to be
Some folks got it
Some folks don't
Some so ugly
They never won't

Everybody
See his hair
See his clothes
I'm sure you care
Terry Ted
Is really sweet
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Sweet as honey
He's a piece of cake
>From the ginseng root
'N' stuff he take
Vitamin E
'N' all the B's
He's so cool he'll
make you freeze
Make you freeze
Make you freeze
Excuse me please

Step aside
I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut
I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks,
Go get some cyanide
An' die
DIE DIE DIE DIE

A-ren-nen-nen-ah
-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah
-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
(etc. repeats)

Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to
eternal damnation
An' hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!

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I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
(etc. repeats)