Captain Beefheart (vocals) I'm a band leader. Not
only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23
different instruments , too and I don't even know
how to read music. Self-taught, you know. Couldnt
tell it, though, to hear me play. When I play and
sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I
know for five miles around get hot pants for me,
hotcha! Last night was pretty good for a
Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we got Bill
Bailey, and we played them all and we got seven
people came up for the twist contest. I gave away
a box with two small bottles of champagne imported
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/VHufrom Europe (heh) and kissed the girl who won and
shook hands with the guy she was with. He didnt
mind when I kissed her because I'm important. We
have a new routine. Been working on it for three
weeks or more. I pretend I'm a queer and the sax
player pretends he's a queer, too, and later on in
the show, (thisll kill ya) we kiss each other so
that it looks to the audience like we kiss each
other on the mouth. (heh). When we go... into a
fast number, GOD, the people love it! Wait...
till... we... get to Las Vegas! (Ha-heh-heh)