Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (lead vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
Jeff (tenor saxophone)
Marginal Chagrin (baritone saxophone)
Stumuk (bass saxophone)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Al Malkin (vocals)
Craig Steward (harmonica)

JOE is so disoriented by his
disease, he goes in the other
room and plays the title cut
from an old Jeff Simmons album,
and sings along with it.

Joe:
Lucille
Has messed my mind up
But I still love her
Oh I still love her
Lucille
Has messed my mind up
But I still love her
Oh I still love her
Lucille
Has messed my mind up
But I still need her
You know I need her
Whatcha tryna doota me
Lucille?
Whatcha tryna doota me
Lucille?
Whatcha tryna doota me
Lucille?
You got me goin' outa my mind
Lucille
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/VIeHas tore my heart up
But I still love her
I really love her
Lucille
Has tore my heart up
But I still need her
You know I need her
She treats me like my heart
Is made of stone
She runs around
And leaves me home
All alone
She doesn't answer
When I call her on the phone
She messed up my mind
I'm crying alla the time
Lucille
Has messed my mind up (etc., etc., etc.)

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER...again, Hi!...It's
me again, the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER...Joe says Lucille
has messed his mind up, but,
was it the girl or was it the
music? As you can see...girls,
music, disease,
heartbreak...they all go
together...Joe found out the
hard way, but his troubles were
just beginning...his mind was
so messed up...he could hardly
do nothin'...He was in a
quandary...being devoured by
the swirling cesspool of his
own steaming desires...the guy
was a wreck...so...what does he
do? For once, he does something
SMART...he goes out...and pays
a lot of money to L. Ron
Hoover... at the First Church
of Appliantology!